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Markets Are Depressing and Sad — Time to Get STONED

My quant fund is 120% invested now, so I’m quite sad about things in general. Life, as I know it, is no longer fun and gay. It’s onerous and I feel more odious today than ever before. Each passing day is another 52 week low for House Fly. In order to take the edge off and do something meaningful with my life, I stepped in and bought NBEV again — ’round $6.

I’ve never lost money in the name and I see TLRY is shooting higher.

Every one I know it nearly suicidal over this “dip.” The ephemeral winds of glory and gathered excellence have been washed away now, by a tidal wave of grave stupidity and expeditious ignorance.

Heed my warnings, but also know that I am 60% cash and long a marijuana stock into the jagged teeth of a deleterious decline.

I very well might be losing my mind.

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6 comments

  1. acehood

    WWE nice r/r here vs 20w. Never bet against Hulkamania.

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  2. WrongView

    It is not safe until ‘it is showtime’ starts bragging.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      FWIW, Tim Knight just gloated a couple of minutes ago.

      Before he did that, I did go ahead and snatched some /ES contracts sub-2840 with a 10-point stop just to check how strong my probability game is.

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  3. chuck bennett

    Where are the oversold levels? They must be flashing.

    Please somebody share with the unwashed masses.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      I done flushed my gambling money real quick so the Dow may as well do a 1600-point crash redux.

      Let’s get moar overold. #TKFTW

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