Pro tip: you can’t
Remember back in the old days when you’d used to lick stamps like retards? Nowadays, people subscribe to Stamps.com — because fuck the post office. With the proliferation of a lazy boned society, coupled with the wanton ineptitude of the American youth, it’s only a matter of time before STMP becomes a household name, just like Netflix.
Future convo between Gen Zers:
“What you gonna do today, blood?”
“Yo, I’m gonna take some heroin pills, turn up to some Netflix, and then logon to my Stamps.com account and get some postage.”
“Me too blood.”
Based on the current revenue trajectory, STMP is NFLX circa 2005.
Back in 2005, NFLX had a market cap of $1 billion (now $110b). Based upon this very scientific analysis, providing STMP is “the next” NFLX, there is roughly 100x returns yet to be enjoyed by shareholders of STMP.
Prove me wrong. I’ll wait.
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Fly, you are on fucking FIRE tonight.
Thank you.
the FUCK is a stamp??? What retards mails anything these days?
Wat? Who mails shit anymore?
Everyone I know sells stuff on Ebay, literally everyone.
You have odd friends
I live in Main Street America.
Ahahaha i doint you so good sir!
$10,000 invested today will be $1,000,000 in 2031. I’m in.
Let’s do it.
Anything is possible. Hell. Two fags are “cheer” leaders for the Lost Mexican Rams soon. Tranny train or reeducation camp.
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What’s life like being so angry and negative?
Edit: Take heroin pills, Netflix chill, trade shitcoin and order some stamps
I thought everybody was buying clearance from bk retail and wal mart and jacking up the price on zon. Anyway zon / goog might turn into the post office. My bet is on specialty bots. Like a roomba that doesnt suck. Do simple tasks shovel snow, cut grass, toss out trash, all chore type stuff. Probably wont be humanoid looking. Irobot kind of blows though. And that echo dot thing is a good start. First one to get a cheap specialized robots the only good AI application to work will be fucking massive. Silicon valley seems to be ignoring this little “item” instead worrying about data and content and content gadgets. The ultimate goal is laziness and convience correct. But affordable laziness. Remote control might work.
Along those lines, I’m working on construction related automation in my spare time. Think about a robot that can paint an entire office building in a day. 24 hours a day, no lunch breaks, no benefits, no complaining, no waste, no UNIONS.
The paining robot is already out there. We are working on other more complex applications.
Unions hate us cuz they ain’t us.
Give it another 20 years and we are going to be The Jetsons.
What I like about you is your optimism. We could also be nuked back into stone age if orthodox Jews, called Chasidim, manage to instigate a nuclear holocaust by starting www3 in ME to fulfill Biblical prophesy.
Aliens (the space saucer kind) could land and take us all out with laser guns.
If I believed that, I wouldn’t even get out of bed.
I advocate for being informed, being open to exploring all options however unlikely or non-PC they may be, weigh them on their merit of probabilities and work towards solutions preventing armageddon, be it aliens w/ laser guns or just plain hot war grounded in myth prophesies.
It would be a good bet.
Stamps has benefited tremendously from the rise of dropshipping and ecommerce/ garage sale companies that generate shipping demand…and it has made it more convenient for the legions of small Shopify-like companies selling products to ship their products…They have also benefited greatly from sub-$60 oil prices.
The total addressable market for USPS, UPS and FedEx is something like $230 B, so there’s room to grow. In the near term, would say rising energy costs would be the biggest headwind.
This Pope dude says some creepy stuff. Here is a quote of what he actually said:
Scalfari says to the Pope, “Your Holiness, in our previous meeting you told me that our species will disappear in a certain moment and that God, still out of his creative force, will create new species. You have never spoken to me about the souls who died in sin and will go to hell to suffer it for eternity. You have however spoken to me of good souls, admitted to the contemplation of God. But what about bad souls? Where are they punished?”
Pope Francis says, “They are not punished, those who repent obtain the forgiveness of God and enter the rank of souls who contemplate him, but those who do not repent and cannot therefore be forgiven disappear. There is no hell, there is the disappearance of sinful souls.”
Creepy to you? It is to me. To paraphrase: “There is no hell in the afterlife and on Earth God is going to disappear all of you, forever. Now worship at my church and don’t forget to confess.”
https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/michael-w-chapman/pope-francis-there-no-hell
let it be said —
“Everything functions therefore according to the effects of the creational laws and recommendations which go through everything and without which no causes and no effects can occur; hence, if false teachings speak of heaven and hell and of god and devil, then this is fundamentally wrong, just as it is also wrong to talk of good and evil powers, because all energies and powers are neutral in their kind, so also the negative and the positive which only bring forth a distinct effect, when they are brought together; heaven and hell are not places but rather conditions in yourselves which you create yourselves through ideas, thoughts and feelings in your psyche, as are likewise the good and the evil which you also willingly put into action out of your ideas, thoughts, feelings and through your own decisions; therefore also your energies and powers are neutral in you human beings of Earth, in consequence you yourselves turn them into good or evil, and indeed through your ideas, thoughts and feelings as well as through your decisions and your volition; fundamentally, the negative and the positive are in themselves each a complete oneness, just as they result in a complete oneness when united in a right wise, but in a wrong union they create terribleness, as for example if you create evil out of your energies and powers through wrong ideas, thoughts and feelings as well as through a wrong volition.”
The Catholic Church is controlled-opposition to radical/materialistic Jewish sects; if not, why the hell would it ever charter Orders like “Priory of Zion” and sponsor so many Crusades to “take back the Holy Land” ( a facade to ferment rancor against Islam )?
Remember when Crypto currencies were all the rage. God times back then, that era was even bigger than the Tulip craze but ended the same way, Wall Street raped them via futures.
There were fewer than 1/2 dozen of us on here telling these snowflakes to stay the fuck out of it but to no avail; we were ridiculed because this time it was different, this was the new paradigm and we did not understand,…aw well, BTC under $7K now, btc miners losing money. Methinks cryptosnowflakes should back up the truck and load up more cuz it’s so cheap now and HODL….oh,..wait, their credit cards are maxed out and they’re defaulting on payments.
In time, they will learn to lose money in the stock market like real men.
Happy Passover, Sarc.
Exactly. You said it. Losing money in stocks, i.e. dotcom, makes one put cock back in his pants and become a man…been there, done that.
Happy Passover, fryguy
credit cards aren’t secured, so who gives a shit if they default?
Worst thing I heard was college kids taking out excess student loans and buying cryptocoinz. They really are blaming CBOE/CME. Poor kids.
Wait! They told me that $HMNY was gonna be the next $NFLX. What happened to that?
No way. Collecting stuff is a boomer thing.
I’ll prove you wrong, but it’ll take between 12 months and 5 years. I’ll get back to you then.
Fly can you write up some suggested Passover/Easter decorum suggestions for family gatherings? For instance, the pros/cons of playing 6ix9ine during post-dessert drinks in an effort to get guests to leave?
Maga hats. Easter edition.
Will lead to awesome Easter discussion.
There are three reasons why STMP will not be the next NFLX (in terms of price action):
1) Smaller addressable market
2) Will never have the same branding power / household rcognition
3) Most important: has a transparent business model that is very easy to evalute and price.
NFLX stock has appreciated mainly because of higher multiples, not because of a material improvement in cash flow. Only fools use net income as a metric with a company where more than 50% of the assets are intangibles: the company can generate accounting profit at will, by simply reprisicing it’s assets. “Is the new show worth $100M? Let’s say $110M so that we can make our estimate. ” The company says that our cash flow will be even worse next year and investors cheer.
Boom.