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IT’S OVER

Thank God the month of March is over, right? We endured plenty of hardships and have gone through the meat grinder in order to experience a better life in April. On the matter of God, I find it refreshing that the Catholic Pope is now admitting to being an atheist. According to him, there’s no hell. Some might call that heresy. Others might suggest the person who’d want to convince people the devil did not exist most is the devil himself.

Markets barrel rolled higher today, for no reason whatsoever. We’re just meandering around, making messes along the way. Both GLD and TLT outperformed in March, which means my quant portfolio will have 10% weighting in each for the month of April. Those rules are built into the quant in order to protect against the downside.

While enjoying your baked ham and chocolate eggs this Easter, might I suggest handing out highly profane books with RARE ART on it during dinner? At some point in my life, I intend to complete the trilogy and discuss my come up from 2003-present; however, I’ve been preoccupied with other things and I really haven’t been reading all that much. When I’m not reading good prose, I do not want to write it.

Life for Le Fly now consists of all work and zero play, a moribund existence bookmarked by two barking dogs trying to bite one another 23 hours per day. When I’m not walking my wild coyote around the neighborhood menacing the neighbors with it, I am working in some capacity. When I am not working, I am shuffling the kids around in a car, or perhaps going food shopping like a nice man. It’s good to be a nice man because bad men are evil and mean.

I do get to watch some teevee at night, usually after midnight. Recently, I’ve been listening to more rap music; perhaps coinciding with my newly adopted diet which includes the consumption of RARE meats. Drinking has been minimal and exercise virtually non-existent. My new gym membership begins in late April, so I intend to start taking large doses of creatine then in a Hail Mary attempt to provide myself with kidney failure. Also, I’ll probably spend most of my days there. It’s a rather large facility and I am not tethered to any one place, being the freelance shit poster that I am. I could not be assembling my advisory firm slower. I find excuses all the time to not want to do it. Heck, I’ll get around to it sometime this year; I’m just having too much fun doing absolutely nothing.

Here’s some nice music for you to listen to during Good Friday. Be sure to play it loud so that the wife can enjoy the subtleties of the prose.

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20 comments

  1. desertfox

    Unbelievable that Credit Suisse had the balls to phuk with Hitler’s Sovereign Wealth Fund.

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  2. it is showtime

    Q1
    January: The final push of the vertical leg that started a few months prior
    February: The crack is made, Around the decision and subsequent release of the Nunes Intelligence Memo, The first measurable shot against the Govt
    March: You’re not going back up, They were holding an ace card, Gearing up in january via obvious unsustainable rates of increase, Beginning the process as walls close in, Antics, Tricks, Tech wreck

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  3. sarcrilege

    Pope Francis is correct. There Is No Hell.
    In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1.
    Lucifer was a fallen angel. S/he (fucking transgender a/k/a Baphomet) fell to Earth where s/he recruited followers to spoil and corrupt God’s children. Jews are Lucifer’s faithful flock. Look it up before you hit the ‘fake news’ button like lab chimps at peanut dispenser.

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    • numbersgame

      If you are going to keep insisting that White Heterosexual Men are downtrodden, I’m going to keep triggering you with the “fake news” buttton, Snowflake.

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  4. ironbird

    The Commie Pope should start listened to the fake MS13 gang banger. The new choir of Hell. Those Spaniards have never been real bright.

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    • joyous__ending

      The last real Pope (now and forever) was John Paul II.

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      • sarcrilege

        Yes, John Paul II, the agent for the synagogue of Satan.

        On New Years Day 2004 former Pope John Paul II called for a “new world order… based on the goals of the United Nations.”
        When a world leader uses this terminology, it can only mean one thing. He is a part of the Luciferian conspiracy to create a totalitarian world government.
        In the link below, notice the bent or broken cross on which was displayed a repulsive and distorted figure of Christ. Black magicians and sorcerers in the Middle Ages had used it for occult purposes. It represented the “Mark of the Beast.” It’s a sinister symbol used by Satanists in the Sixth Century, which had been revived by Vatican Two, that’s your John Paul II, the last real Pope.
        https://tinyurl.com/y9vwaptn

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  5. clock

    Fly still going to
    HELL!!!!!
    ……..

    …Catholic teaching “affirms the existence of hell and its eternity. Immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into hell, where they suffer the punishments of hell, ‘eternal fire.’
    https://tinyurl.com/ybrs96lh

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  6. Cricket

    “On the matter of God, I find it refreshing that the Catholic Pope is now admitting to being an atheist. ”

    Enter the “Prophesy of the Popes” attributed to St Malachy; a 12th Century Irish Catholic Bishop. Bishop Malachy is alleged to have had a vision that predicted 112 more Popes to the end of the Catholic Church.

    The current Pope Francis is number 112. Pedophilia? Check. Abortion? Check. LGBT? Check. Open borders? Check. No Hell? Check. Cocaine-fueled gay orgies? Check? (according to Vatican watcher Leo Zagami).

    More worrying is that the Prophecy also signals the end of Rome and the End Times.

    “Its Over” indeed.

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  7. numbersgame

    Wow, that “No hell” thing is a bomb.

    Don’t understand why he went there; perhaps, as a bridge to other religions? Never understood the Standard Religious tenet that your professed (even if not followed) religion is more important to the afterlife than how morally you lived your life.

    BTW abortion has not been accepted by the Pope or the Catholic Church. However, like all sins, abortion can be absolved with contrition and confession.

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  8. joyous__ending

    Hmmm 6!X9INE..anyone who is White-Hispanic and can get a crowd of Bloods together for a video in Brooklyn and shout nigga for several minutes and survive…..gotta admire that kind of success.

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  9. ferd

    There are many interesting stories and myths. Myths which explain a lot of insanity in our behavior as a species. But anyone who has faith in these myths is worshiping the constructs men – not some God. If there is a God, he gave us the ability to reason – – not exactly the strong suit of organized religion followers. Sarc, you sound crazy with some of this stuff.

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    • sarcrilege

      You are not wrong – Bible, Quran, Bhagavad Gita, etc are books written by men with agenda. Nevertheless, following these myths in the form of organized religion gives rise to events that end in self-fulfilling prophesies. Some groups can follow myths that teach ‘love’ and lead to noble results and some groups do the exact opposite and profit by taking advantage of the gullibility of the first group. Peaceful and altruistic teachings are no match to subversive teachings that attract psychopaths and sociopaths, i.e satanism in the form of rabbinical talmudism vis-a-vis,
      https://tinyurl.com/ycw3xmcm

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  10. uglyflint

    Happy Easter you fucking pagans.

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  11. i_am_nemo

    Christian religion encourages its believers to do good works. Belief in an afterlife motivates its followers to be a good person, lest they be punished in the afterlife. I believe most people try to do the right thing naturally. However, there are people that are born sociopaths and psychopaths or are warped by their life experiences. I believe these human conditions exist in any culture regardless of religion.

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    • The Maven

      Be a good person or I will burn your flesh for all eternity. Nice guy.

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  12. arnoldsimage

    Great tune. So calming.

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