The Moment of Truth Beckons — Stocks Plunder Lower — Moron Advisors Beat the Fuck Down

What’s amusing about all of this is the sell off is also affecting crypto currencies. Bitcoin and the gang are fucking knifing (Qaaa-nifing) lower.

BTC is on the verge of full collapse under $10,000 and there is nothing that you or your stupid friends can do about it. While many of you might surmise this to be something of an albatross for yours truly, especially since I’ve been delving into the black arts of SHITCOIN trading. Truth is, I have deployed a Martingale Stratagem and benefit, explicitly, from the terminable collapse of the asset class. When it trades lower, I simply buy more — rinse and repeat, furthermore.

We want stocks lower. We want them to hurt, break the bones of weak minded financial advisors. We are living during a time and a place when advisors with IQs less than 50 are managing hundreds of millions. Their sociopathic tendencies, coupled with the evergreen qualities of the market, have provided them with a comfortable living. We will strip them of this luxury and cast them out into the cold (extra Bane). When all of the accoutrements of decorum have been annihilated from the market, then and only then will the field be cleaned of their indecorous calamity.

Stocks are comfortably in the red, off by a solid 350 and staging for another leg lower. In spite of all of this, my purchase of XIV is solidly in the black — as it was timed with both grace and alacrity. The State of the Union is upon you gentlemen. Your SHITCOINS have been disbanded and discarded. Your Nasdaqiris have been drunk, glasses shattered across the pavement.

My quantitative methods are due for update tomorrow. The +5.2% showing it accomplished in January is as impressive as it is excessive. We can only hope for lower prices, lads. Let us pray.