Ryan Lizza from the New Yorker published a tour de force, worthy of a pulitzer, describing his conversation with a fucking pissed off Anthony Scaramucci. Just so you know, Anthony isn’t happy with the leaks. As a matter of fact, I get the sense the whole point of Mooch’s appointment is to investigate EVERYONE in the White House, with carte blanche powers to shit can anyone he wants.
Personally, Anthony resonates with me, pissed off and angry, in spite of personal success. He’s not one of those little cocksuckers in DC, always sniveling and angling to aggrandize themselves. He’s seems genuine when he say “I am here to serve the President.”
Here are some of favorite passages from the New Yorker masterpiece, under the backdrop of Scaramucci trying to find out who leaked to Lizza his financial disclosures.
“Is it an assistant to the President?” he asked. I again told him I couldn’t say. “O.K., I’m going to fire every one of them, and then you haven’t protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”
I asked him why it was so important for the dinner to be kept a secret. Surely, I said, it would become public at some point. “I’ve asked people not to leak things for a period of time and give me a honeymoon period,” he said. “They won’t do it.” He was getting more and more worked up, and he eventually convinced himself that Priebus was my source.
“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow.
During his discussion with Lizza, Mooch deduced the leaker was that fucked face, Reince Priebus.
I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ”
He called the authorities, you fucking pricks.
“I’ve called the F.B.I. and the Department of Justice,” he told me.
“Are you serious?” I asked.
“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work. I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”
Then he weighed into alt-right favorite, Steve Bannon.
Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”
They’re all going to fucking jail.
He cryptically suggested that he had more information about White House aides. “O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? Because I nailed these guys. I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I. and the fucking Department of Justice.”
“What?” I interjected.
“Well, the felony, they’re gonna get prosecuted, probably, for the felony.”
In case you were wondering what the neocon scum think of Mooch, here’s Bill Kristol calling Scaramucci’s appointment as ‘amusing and colorful, ‘the third world-ization of the American Presidency.’
He may be amusing and colorful–but let's not kid ourselves, Scaramucci is another step in the 3rd-World-ization of the American presidency.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) July 21, 2017
I’m sure if Anthony could comment, the son of a construction worker, graduate of Harvard law and self-made millionaire, he’d tell Bill to go fuck himself.
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The bulldogs have been released!
tom cruise from tropic thunder would be great to cast as scarymucci for the trump movie.
Your mouth is a venereal disease. May want to see a doctor dude.
Says the guy perpetually on his knees for Trump.
These fucking Deep State operatives. Jesus Christ. If the Italians get treated this way. Good luck being Irish in that sewer.
Just because Kristol is neo-con scum, doesn’t mean he’s always wrong.
Of all the hilarious things he said I thought the tip-top-topper was when he said he was here to “serve the country”. ROFLMAO.
Of course he didn’t say which country…Muh Russia.
Guess I’m just trolling, tonight, at least except the first line.
Feel free to troll. I generally don’t give a fuck. Trumptards and Hillfaggots alike, have at it.
Yeah, as if calling the authorities (FBI) will go anywhere. That’s like calling the arsonist who started the fire. FBI is a corrupt, politicized outfit serving the pinko marxists and zionist filth in DC and congress. Is Crooked Hitlery, Podesta Molesta, et al, …is the entire DC pedophile network still enjoying their pizza? Yes and yes….so nobody hold your breath that anybody goes to jail over leaked information that is not classified national security matter. FBI is prolly having a good laugh over Mooch’s naiveté.
Who doesn’t love the Mooch? He’s Joe Pesche in Goodfellas. That said, I’m pretty sure a Harvard-trained lawyer should know that disclosing a dinner date isn’t a felony but, who the fuck cares. The guy is on a roll.
Now here’s my prediction… The Don, Consigliare Mooch, Bill Shine and Hannity will be discussing the launch of Trump TV.. Shine will run it, Hannity will be its star talent, and Mooch will be an investor after he sells his biz to the Red Chinese AND will get his own show too. He can talk cock sucking all day on cable. I hear the network will be called FUX You. Can’t wait!!
Joe Pesci lives in NJ and is a really nice guy. But no matter how nice he is, I can never get Goodfellas and Casino out of my head.
Mooch will either end up in politics, or end up running a news network like Fox, or even CNN. His political views appear to be left of center – one reason he deleted his Twitter history.
I bet he said that thing about Bannon slurpin on his own schlong to stimulate the base… Looking at you, ironman.
For mine, I love the Mooch. He’s like Trump’s personal Mini-Me. The beatings will stop when moral improves you fucks! Ah cha cha!
I’m so very impressed with the business-like efficiency with which Trump is running his White House. It reminds me of the cafeteria in high school. Pretty much just a bunch of shit talking / personal attacks, and maybe some ass slapping. Problem is we always had to go back to class to actually get shit done.
Hey Fly, what are the odds that the new “skinny bitch” repubtard health care bill will actually raise your rates? My research suggests they are pretty good.
100 percent chance whatever these fucks pass, you guys will pay more within a few years.
How about just repeal? Back to how it was, let Medicaid pay for the poor
Regards
Chuck Bennett
The only healthcare bill worth passing is the one that takes a wrecking ball to healthcare stocks. Let that be your barometer.
Agree.
The Fly basically (and literally) just parroted a liberal Trump assassin reporters article from the New Yorker.
That’s not news, brother.
Time to go read Tyler Durden!
Ryan “Pizza”. Never lose faith in The Fly.
It is after all, common knowledge among the informed that the US healthcare industry, at all levels, must be broken before it can be fixed.
Additionally, Just letting Medicaid/care take care of the po folk will not work. They will break the entire nation if left alone.
Fuck yeah, Mooch! Take a chainsaw to the WH leakers. Drain that fucking cesspool.
True males reasserting their traditional dominance. Betas and cucks step aside, now. The new Age of Enlightenment is upon us.
Why can´t Donald Trump surround himself with people he trusts and that won´t leak. Most other presidents have been capable of doing that, no?