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SESSIONS REPONDS TO TRUMP’S ATTACKS: LEAKERS WILL GO TO JAIL

Look at this nice, small, old man. You northern monsters are simply mean and without compassion for ideals that are different from your own. You live inside decadent nests, have been placated your entire lives, and cannot understand how a man like Jeffrey Sessions thinks, ever. Your demonization of the south borders on evil and you know it.

Tucker Carlson met up with AG Sessions in the disgusting cesspool of Central America today, in order to discuss recent events and then touched upon the topic everyone has been dying to know more about.

By all measures, AG Sessions conducted himself like a true southern gentleman, a man of distinguishable qualities. Instead of retorting the President’t attacks on his person, he doubled down on his support of the President. Naturally, this is a very common and duplicitous tactic, the oldest in the political handbook. It makes firing Sessions a little bit harder now.

Perhaps Mooch can step in and get rid of this cocksucker too?

Tucker and Sessions had a nice chat tonight. In short, leakers will be going to jail. Thanks for playing.

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8 comments

  1. uglyflint

    I’d love to see Sessions say I’m not trying to suck my own cock like Mooch.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Sessions is a sly player. Yeah, leakers will go to jail. Sure. First, “they” have to find them…wink wink. It’s all distraction and diversion. Fuck leakers. Trump clearly wants Crooked Hitlery in jail. Nobody has to look for her and everybody knows her crimes. Why delay? What does Sessions do? Pacify everybody with “leakers will go to jail” bullshit. Sessions will do nothing even close to that. He’s a huge part of the problem in Trump’s administration.

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    • metalleg

      Bingo!

      He will do absolutely nothing except make it look like he’s doing something.

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      • uglyflint

        Exactly. Time to get a crazy Mooch type in there.

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        • The Maven

          No, get very sane Yrey Gowdy in there. Maintain Southern Decirum whilst adding a dose of American Staffordshire Terrier.

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  3. Cricket

    Think about it this way. Suppose you have the AG working for you but they are also investigating you – and your political enemies are looking for any way they can to incriminate you. Suppose you are also angling for the AG to un-recuse himself (which can be done).

    Now you are not happy with the way the AG is proceeding on criminal prosecution? Do you call in the AG for secret meetings? What will your enemies do? Further accusations? Appearance of impropriety? What about leaks to the press – and outright lies? The entire establishment press is after you and the sharks are swirling.

    Instead you do not have any meetings, and publicly criticize the AG on Twitter. This draws sympathy to the AG, you get to air your complaints, and there is not possibility of leaks – or lies.

    I think this is the strategy that is under way. There is no way Trump’s enemies can accuse him on Russia or collusion with the AG. Only thing they can do is to say he is behaving like a bully. So what?

    Is there a plan for Sessions to un-recuse himself later in the year?

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    • Cricket

      Also Trump’s criticism of Sessions on investigating leaks is really an FBI issue and Trump must know this. He is actually sending a message to the new FBI director indirectly with these Tweets, not Sessions.

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  4. Cricket

    Getting interesting …

    House Judiciary asking for Special Counsel 2 to investigate Comey, Lynch and Clinton.

    But Special Counsel 1 was triggered by the firing of Comey. Well this kind of negates the purpose of Special Counsel 1 now, doesn’t it, with Comey now under investigation?

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