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The Left Melts Down After Trump Declares: ‘There Are No Comey Tapes’

I’ve procured the full rundown for those of you interested in consuming the tears of liberals. This is the worst meltdown on the left since Trump took two scoops of iced cream, while giving everyone else 1.

In summary, several weeks ago Trump alluded to the existence of tapes, recordings of conversations between himself and Comey. Today, he admitted, after teasing the media for weeks, that there weren’t any tapes. Meanwhile, coal miners in Virginia and programmers in San Francisco don’t give two shits whether there are tapes or not. The point: this is an issue that only political freaks and media shills care about. The net result is total and complete meltdown — with the media sojourning deep into the crevasses of despair — calling the President a liar, a suicide bomber, to demanding that Robert Mueller investigates these so called tapes — asking whether Trump intimidated a witness (Comey).

The crimes of Trump keep piling up, ‘self-inflicted wounds’ and Russian nightmares plague DC, in an everlasting melodic symphony of Trump crashing whipped cream pies into the faces of his petty enemies.

(Note: he even forces the media to turn their cameras off during the daily press briefings).

MSNBC: Trump is a suicide bomber.

CNN: Trump lied.

Jake Tapper implies Trump lies all the time.

MSNBC: Trump is like candy crush, wasting our time.

Greta has a serious meltdown. Senator Markey demands Mueller investigates Trump over tapes. HAHAHAAHAHAH

Schiff: Trump can’t be a reality teevee host anymore (that’s where you’re wrong kiddo).

Olbermann (sigh)

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11 comments

  1. t.c.

    So Awesome. Cry it out babies. The dems are done until they move away from their explicit anti-white messaging.

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    • metalleg

      Trump is so guilty of intimidating witness Comey….to tell the truth!

      First off, was Comey a witness at a trial? I didn’t think so.

      Second, if Trump’s insinuation that he may have tapes truly intimidated Comey, it would have only influenced him to say was had been recorded. That would be the truth.

      How can one be charged with intimidating a witness to tell the truth about something.

      These Dems are all off their rockers.

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  2. sarcrilege

    The sad part is that it really doesn’t matter what Trump does, say, or not say. This agitprop is orchestrated and coordinated by the pinko marxists in the deep state. The MSN acts as one organ regurgitating the same script written by the deep state. The MSN is the mouth of the deep state and they wont stop until they get their impeachment….which may take a very long time.

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  3. ironbird

    Voter Fraud. Mark it boys. Only thing that matters.

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  4. bushwacker2

    This is great! Trump simply said Comey better hope there are no tapes if/when he starts leaking to the media.Translation: warning to Comey —he better be honest and tell the truth about his conversation with Trump. And the MSM cries foul. I love it. What a bunch of idiots.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Problem for Trump was that he was honest… other top agency officials have confirmed Trump tried to muscle them too.

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  5. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Did anyone really think the Fibber-In-Chief had tapes? Guy thinks he’s back in Queens.

    Now for some interesting reading try this.. don’t worry, nothing bad about your savior.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/world/national-security/obama-putin-election-hacking/?hpid=hp_hp-banner-high_russiaobama-banner-7a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.387ee7773eb1

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  6. Cricket

    The stupid, it hurts. No cameras allowed. Genius. Orange God eviscerates hostile, hateful MSM – again and again. And they still don’t get it. Mr. and Mrs America do.

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  7. rigged game

    When did Trump admit “There are no Comey Tapes”?

    He tweeted “I did not make, and do not have, any
    such recordings.”

    That’s not the same as stating “There are none”.

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