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The Final Straw: President Trump Had Two Scoops of Iced Cream, While Everyone Else Had One

Correspondents from Time Magazine recently dined at the White House in the famed ‘blue room’ and were treated like savage animals. All went well with the enemies of America until dessert was prepared and served. As unbelievable as it might seem, the President made sure he was served not one, but TWO, scoops of iced cream, while everyone else got just 1.

These revelations have led to new outrage on the left, with the people demanding swift resignation from the President.

Others on the right point out that President Obama was once seen with two scoops inside of a waffled cone.

Personally, I think the President was being generous, as I’d ensure the bastards from Time would’ve received nothing at all.

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25 comments

  1. skulduggery

    One scoop of iced cream is tyranny.

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  2. trashman

    The fragile and limp nature of liberal wrists can’t hold the weight of two scoops. Plus at my local store one scoop is 3.25 and two scoops is 3.75 (1.875 per scoop). Therefore Donald Trump got a better deal as he always does

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  3. cancel19

    When you can’t find a target and get frustrated then shoot your own foot! Just to make yourself feel good.

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  4. rangersfan

    What world am I living in?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  5. krauthammer

    His dominance extends to all facets of life. I approve the double scoop.

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  6. vale

    Whisky Tango Foxtrot aka WHAT THE FUCK? That’s when reporters have exactly 00.00 news to talk about and this is as newsworthy as knowing the time of the last bathroom break.

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  7. moosh

    Is Barry’s head photoshoped onto some chicks body holding an iced cream cone in that pic?

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    • bob smith

      Kenyans are naturally lean. That’s why the can run so fast from lions and stuff.

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    • bushwacker2

      No, that’s Barry’s naturally effeminate body.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        He would dominate your chubby little body in the post while he bangs your girlfriend for sport. Truth!

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        • bushwacker2

          What a joke. Barry is gay and his wife Manchelle is a trannie. By the way, I’m 6-4 and 220 and could very easily dominate pencil necked Barry at any game.

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  8. mushroomz

    Hilarious post, then I got to your tweet! LMAO.

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  9. metalleg

    Wait until the press find out their ice cream was store bought Good Humor (extra laughs) while Trump’s ice cream was Seduttos.

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  10. john_galt

    lulz!
    Frog be like “Obama’s ice cream is made of 2 half scoops, so essentially he was only having one. Big difference, and Dems are better people anyway, hence Trump must be impeached.”

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  11. juice

    I voted for the man but this extra scoop breaks my support … outrageous!

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  12. rangersfan

    moving to canada to avoid the us media

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  13. bushwacker2

    Omg. The man needs to be impeached.

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  14. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    The added scoop obviously was supplied by the Russians and formulated with a zombie neurotoxin that induced him to fire Comey. Go to watch those tricky Ruskies.

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  15. s.k.

    Two Scoops Trump brings new meaning to revenge is a dish best served cold.

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  16. stockslueth

    No doubt there will be a full congressional investigation. I’m sure those in Congress will get to the bottom of it.

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  17. joshua

    Lolz. The fly is the master of this sort of posts. Sadly, some days I’m not sure if ibankcoin is the onion or serious.

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  18. sweetbillyv

    Full “melt”down …

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  19. thinair

    I don’t think he meant anything by it. He was most likely the fattest fuck in the room and could not control his greed for sugar

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