Correspondents from Time Magazine recently dined at the White House in the famed ‘blue room’ and were treated like savage animals. All went well with the enemies of America until dessert was prepared and served. As unbelievable as it might seem, the President made sure he was served not one, but TWO, scoops of iced cream, while everyone else got just 1.
These revelations have led to new outrage on the left, with the people demanding swift resignation from the President.
Trump takes TWO scoops of ice cream while everybody else gets ONE! Arrogant Asshole! #impeachTrump #IceCreamGate
— Impeach Donald Trump (@ImpeachPOTUS) May 13, 2017
Others on the right point out that President Obama was once seen with two scoops inside of a waffled cone.
THIS JUST IN: Shocking Photo Reveals Obama Got 2 Scoops AND a Waffle Cone! Possible 3rd Scoop in Cone? #LockHimUp #ScoopGate @TIME @CNN pic.twitter.com/SK9zR8LUUE
— ??Nikki (@Snikk) May 14, 2017
Personally, I think the President was being generous, as I’d ensure the bastards from Time would’ve received nothing at all.
At dinner parties, especially when hosting, I am served 3 scoops of iced cream, everyone else 00.00
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) May 13, 2017
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One scoop of iced cream is tyranny.
This is the slippery slope to fascism.
The fragile and limp nature of liberal wrists can’t hold the weight of two scoops. Plus at my local store one scoop is 3.25 and two scoops is 3.75 (1.875 per scoop). Therefore Donald Trump got a better deal as he always does
When you can’t find a target and get frustrated then shoot your own foot! Just to make yourself feel good.
What world am I living in?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
His dominance extends to all facets of life. I approve the double scoop.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot aka WHAT THE FUCK? That’s when reporters have exactly 00.00 news to talk about and this is as newsworthy as knowing the time of the last bathroom break.
Is Barry’s head photoshoped onto some chicks body holding an iced cream cone in that pic?
Kenyans are naturally lean. That’s why the can run so fast from lions and stuff.
Down right Darwinian.
No, that’s Barry’s naturally effeminate body.
He would dominate your chubby little body in the post while he bangs your girlfriend for sport. Truth!
What a joke. Barry is gay and his wife Manchelle is a trannie. By the way, I’m 6-4 and 220 and could very easily dominate pencil necked Barry at any game.
Hilarious post, then I got to your tweet! LMAO.
Wait until the press find out their ice cream was store bought Good Humor (extra laughs) while Trump’s ice cream was Seduttos.
lulz!
Frog be like “Obama’s ice cream is made of 2 half scoops, so essentially he was only having one. Big difference, and Dems are better people anyway, hence Trump must be impeached.”
I voted for the man but this extra scoop breaks my support … outrageous!
moving to canada to avoid the us media
Omg. The man needs to be impeached.
The added scoop obviously was supplied by the Russians and formulated with a zombie neurotoxin that induced him to fire Comey. Go to watch those tricky Ruskies.
Two Scoops Trump brings new meaning to revenge is a dish best served cold.
No doubt there will be a full congressional investigation. I’m sure those in Congress will get to the bottom of it.
Lolz. The fly is the master of this sort of posts. Sadly, some days I’m not sure if ibankcoin is the onion or serious.
Full “melt”down …
I don’t think he meant anything by it. He was most likely the fattest fuck in the room and could not control his greed for sugar