iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,410 Blog Posts

The Stock Market is Now Dead, Long Live Bitcoins and PepeCash

Now that the world is laundering their money via Bitcoin, the ‘evil currency’ of choice, I felt it was time to open up a new world to iBankCoiner’s: the fanciful world of Pepe Cash and how it facilitates the wonders of RARE PEPE ART that will someday take the place of the US dollar.

Any questions?

You can see by the chart below that the price action in bitcoin is very normal. This is what bull markets look like, assholes.


Normal chart

Moving past bitcoins and into PEPE CASH, I entreat you to examine this piece of art.


DO NOT SAVE, VERY RARE

On RarePepeWallet, the exchange rate is $1=37 Pepe cash. There, you can buy any number of rare pieces of Pepe art.

For example, this Lord Kek, ruler of all Pepes, fetches for $34,000

So Rare

There are other Pepe’s worth investing in, aside from Kek, such as ‘Ten Pin Putin’s.’ This is a collectors item for any Trump fan.

Forget about your silly stock’d market, based on earnings and revenues. This is where the kids are investing their money today — the future of finance — based on ‘literally nothing’ but the caprices and superfluities of a generation of morons.

Any questions? I am now an expert.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

34 comments

  1. RampCapitalLLC

    I’m starting a Rampcoin Kickstartr campaign

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      Ramp art. The Xchange (we’re too edge to write it correctly) will be on iBankCoin, where people will convert dollars to iBCoins.

      Then they can buy RARE WHEELED CHAIRS, such as the 3:30 ramp. Starting bid will be $75,000 Fed notes.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. dmfracer

    Where can I order my DOW PePeThousand hat?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. cali24dog

    This post is why you’re a genius. Funny sh-t.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. sarcrilege

    Makes perfect sense. We’ve had markets based on and denominated in ‘literally nothing’ but ex nihilo (((bulshit dollars))) emitted from FED since 1971 (Nixon) so nothing wrong with passing the torch to the caprices and superfluities of a generation of morons, the millennials.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • it is showtime
      it is showtime

      Vix at 9.94. Lol. Generation of moron millennials will ruetheday being clueless to what a “Vix” is. And how manipulated they were via something called a “vix”

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • iflyjetzzz

        Low volatility due to so much $ being pushed into ETF/mutual funds. Not that hard to figure out.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • it is showtime
          it is showtime

          #1
          Do you really think the millennial generation understands their financial system is being held up by programs and algos crushing the vix every day? That it’s not sustainable? That it’s essentially bubbling-the-vix? That eventually it’s such a dislocation that an equity crash is one of the more likely results?

          #2
          You really believe Mutual Fund & Etf money is what is immediately and instantly replacing the equity drawdown / uncertainty factor from last week? So quickly and directly and consecutively?

          #3
          You really think low-10, and upper-9, is a reasonable or normal vix? That it’s “NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT” that a low-10 or upper-9 vix would NORMALLY result from Mutual fund money?

          stooge

          • 2
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • natehois

            Millenials aren’t even invested in the market so your point is moot. Stop taking your face-fucked portfolio performance out on harder working generations. I’ve never witnessed anyone more wrong on a consistent basis. Even your hero Jesse Livermore would tell you the trend is your friend. You’re recklessly and pitifully stupid.

            • 0
            • 1
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • heaterman

            Answer to all of Showtime’s questions.

            No.

            The only real question is one of timing.
            When in other words.

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • it is showtime

            Do I really think I believe millennials are invested in the market?
            Are you that dumb?

            It was a follow from Sac point

            I am relentless, not, wrong

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • natehois

            ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. ironbird

    None of this is complicated. Trump broke the Fake News with a golden dildo. Now cometh The Very Fake News.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. derp

    Holy shit that was funny. I want a Pepe shower curtain.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. mushroomz

    Dank AF

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    “The Stock Market Is Dead”?

    Good. Finally.

    • 0
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. iflyjetzzz

    Oooh, oooh! How many PepeCoins can I get for a Princess Beanie Baby? I’m SURE this cryptocurrency shiite isn’t a fad this time…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. jacked rabbit

    Sign me up for Pepe mouse pad…

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. paradox

    I was trading Pepe before any of you clowns. I got in on Pepe when it was $5 dollars, so don’t tell me.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. mushroomz

    lol did anyone else get the ‘Move your IRA to Bitcoin’ ad?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • derp

      For realz. Who is the vendor? That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of besides the poetic waxings of baizuo froggy.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • sarcrilege

      No, but I got the one to move IRA to Pepecoin advertised on iBC. You think it’s a scam?

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. dragun

    Fly,

    do we mine for Pepe, fish, or net? how do I get lines in the water? is it landing nets or bait well nets?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. ferd

    People that generalize by generation …or whatever ..are idiots. Yes, it’s normal to do. And most here are normal. But consider thinking before you post instead of jerking off at some other groups expense.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    little donald and erik should get into trumpcoin with trump corp.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. jahfari

    Funny stuff but it simply sounds like you are butt-hurt for calling the Bitcoin bottom well before it hit 2k/coin and subsequently missed another massive move.

    Sure, Bitcoin doubled this year but Ethereum is up over 2000%.

    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/24/ethereum-price-bitcoin-rally.html

    You should know by now that something is only worth what another is willing to pay for it and people are buying this bullshit in spades.

    You missed the move. Let’s cry about it together “Doctor”.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • bob smith

      I want to see an 8 handle on the VIX just to see Showtime blow out another cerebral artery. Is that so wrong?

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"