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Say it With Me: “Madame President”

Ivanka Trump has made it official. Not only is she taking up residence in the White House with her husband, Jared Kushner, helping to make America great again — she’s also now a government employee. Due to her immense wealth and gracious manner, she will donate her time and skillsets to the American people — as an assistant to the President — free of charge.

Her statement.

“I have heard the concerns some have with my advising the president in my personal capacity while voluntarily complying with all ethics rules and I will instead serve as an unpaid employee in the White House office, subject to all of the same rules as other federal employees.”

It’s important for Ivanka to gain government experience now — for in 8 year she’ll be running for President of the United States — becoming the first female to ever hold the office in this magnanimous nation. Aside from breaking through the gender barrier, she’ll also be extending the Trump dynasty — a modern day monarch opposed to globalist shills and unamerican activities.

Say it with me, Madame President.

You didn’t think this was going to be our first female President, did you?

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45 comments

  1. jahfari

    Serious question:

    Were you anti Bill Clinton as well?

    I would imagine you made good coin during his presidency…

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    • Dr. Fly

      I was a teenager and a democrat, so I liked Bill. I remember hating republicans for making a big deal over the Lewinsky scandal. Bear in mind, I wasn’t a man yet and had very little moral compass — not knowing the perplexities of life.

      All teenage Fly and young adult Fly cared about was girls, friends and making money.

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      • s.k.

        So how do you square that with the alleged sexual exploits of Trump? He admitted on tape to trying to screw another man’s wife.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Didn’t I just say I didn’t give a shit about Bill’s exploits? I’m not a holy roller and don’t care about that stuff. I care about what Bill did to the country, namely NAFTA and transferring MIRV missile tech to Chinese.

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          • s.k.

            Your comment was quite ambiguous. I didn’t see anything there about NAFTA. My apologies Senor.

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          • Dr. Fly

            My voting record isn’t party related. I voted Bill, Bush, Obama, (didn’t vote for Romney), Trump.

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          • dopefeller

            Bill’s exploits
            Holy roller
            NAFTA
            MIRV
            None of these terms are in this post.

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          • dopefeller

            About the MIR. Any non-infowars, non-fox, non-zerohedge links that you can provide to substantiate your claims?

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          • oilerua

            @ zero you should charge a nice fee for being asked as personal assistant in research/culture/politics when asked , to the casual dopefellas unable to type easy digits on a keyboard on a google search page

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          • peaches

            say what you want…. but NAFTA is good for the S&P 500.

            Not good for the minions you supposedly care about.

            We should get rid of NAFTA… and reinstate the draft

            so the private school kids can die in the desert fighting for nothing side by side with the regular people you pretend to care about so much.

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        • anjingbauwau

          JFK LBJ… womanizing is not something foreign to the white house SK… what actually was your point? Moral outrage?

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      • reversion

        Fawk great post

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      • jahfari

        I can respect that Doc.

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      • southernjam

        Dear Lord a mirror image of my own late teen years. Same attitudes. Oh and btw, you sir are a shitlord. I could die happy knowing the imperial Trump dynasty would continue the suffrage of those that would otherwise. They have a force field to cuckery.

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    • thegametheorist

      Amazing read lol

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  2. sarcrilege

    HOT hottie.

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  3. metalleg

    She has my votes. Votes you ask? Yeah, metalleg and little leg 😉

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  4. skulduggery

    And a Trump son for the Three-peat.

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  5. ironbird

    Eight years is a long time. The libtards could morph into part pig terminator petri dish demons with self inflicted leprosy. Only God knows. Dice roll.

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  6. moosh

    Ooh, I can’t wait for another psycho post from doper putting out archaic posts from light-years ago kept in her insanity closet to move away from the market.

    The once established Demz/publz herders are shitting bricks. It is their life. Their sheep are going ape. Make no mistake about it.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Dopefellar

    Breathe into a paper bag. You’ll feel better inside 3 mins. We can agree to disagree and still have a fun time about the internets.

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  8. anjingbauwau

    http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/265200/flashback-bill-clinton-gave-china-missile-matthew-vadum

    Funny on the John Batchelor show tonight they discussed this very issue of the Chinese buying into silicon valley start ups to capture technology that can be used for nefarious purposes…..

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    • anjingbauwau

      the concerns were that the American government wasn’t looking closely into what technology they Chinese are after and ts possible applications. To unwittingly arm your antagonist doesn’t make sense.

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  9. heckler

    I’ve always supported Ivannka as First Lady

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    • ironbird

      Yeah right behind the young boy on his knees looking up. Covered in sweat is the pedo kicker. Does he want it? He must. Dude. Change the avatar.

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  10. levrage

    She may just be the only person saving us all from nuclear oblivion. “Dad, I’ll trade you this bag of doritos for the football. That’s it, there you go”

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  11. bob smith

    I wonder what she is going to advise Trump about???

    The best ear rings to wear if you have girlie hands?

    Where to find a color-coordinated handbag if your hair is orange?

    How to look like you got a real tan… you know… like from the sun?

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  12. cancel19

    Well at least she ain’t an ugly looking tranny!

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  13. moneybagz

    It’s called America the beautiful for a reason. No way you let the second coming of Eleanor Roosevelt become the figure head. Ray could see it https://g.co/kgs/43pUrx Ivanka is a smoke show.

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  14. bountyhunter1

    Bet Ivanka won’t ever have a private email server …

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  15. bushwacker2

    Yeah MAGA and elect a smokin’ red hot MILF for prez.

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  16. oilerua

    didn’t notice until now that Hill Clin can be a nice surrogate of Rod Stewart,

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  17. lunaticfringe

    DIAMONDS

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  18. The Maven

    Wow! Look it all the comment activity, LOL. I’ve been troll-hashing #Ivanka2024 on Twitster for months and it really gets them all lathered up! Haha!

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  19. peaches

    New York should secede.

    You can keep the farms and the mouth breathing rednecks, and we will own your banks, and keep fleecing you dry, and reading Torah in Brooklyn.

    Our motto will be “fuhgettaboutit”

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