I’VE BEEN McNUKED!

Any reasonable human being knows by now that we’ll never achieve Dow 20,000. Ramp and his wheeled chair loving ass will have to continue to inject himself with shots of heroin — because the shit ain’t happening.

That’s fake news.

My nuclear stocks rose throughout the day, with both $URG and $UEC performing golden showers on those betting against them. However, in the after hours, UEC announced a bit of dilution to be dome at $1.50.

16:28 | UEC | (1.68 +0.10)
Uranium Energy confirms underwritten public offering of units of the company at price of $1.50/unit to raise up to $10 mln
Each Warrant will entitle the holder to acquire one common share (each, a “Warrant Share”) at a price per Warrant Share of $2.00 exercisable six months from and expiring on the third anniversary from closing. The Company anticipates that the net proceeds of the Offering will be used to fund exploration and development expenditures at the Company’s projects and for general corporate and working capital purposes.

The title of this post was designed to draw in assholes who like to see my damage myself. Understand that my basis for UEC is $1.04 and that the company just financed operations nearly 50% higher from where I own it. In other words, the worst is behind us; make way and BEHOLD for extravagant cocaine parties coupled with Liberace impersonators traversing these halls in a most decorous manner.

Although you may feel downtrodden and like a disgusting human being, for a sundry of reasons, find solace in knowing that someone like “The Fly” exists in the world and that you’re fortunate enough to read his biblical missive on a daily basis.