Dan Aykroyd: Leslie Jones Haters Are ‘Insignificant Gnats, Losers, Obese White People Who Can’t Afford WIFI’

Anyone else gonna go see the Ghostbuster’s flick?

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada, Akroyd went full Stay Puff on people who’re shitting on Leslie Jones, the woman who’s Twitter feud with Milo led to his unceremonial ban from the platform.

For creative effect, please read his statement while listening to this little diddy on loop.

“These people, they’re insignificant gnats, they’re losers, they have no lives of their own, they can probably barely pay for the wifi they’re using,” Aykroyd said during an interview on Tuesday with Entertainment Tonight Canada. “Probably no jobs. I would say you’re looking at obese white men between 50 and 60 who are active Klan members or members of the Aryan Nation and there are millions of them.”

“I’m afraid to say that that contingency will be voting for the Republican ticket,” Aykroyd added.

“That’s what the statistics are indicating, that there’s a lot of white racist hatred out there that’s going to channel into a support for the Republican ticket. Maybe in the false belief that these people share their views,” he said.

Ackroyd says he doesn’t think Trump and his vice presidential pick, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence “are as racist as the people who attacked Leslie Jones.”

But, he added: “Trump may be saying some things to go that way to get some votes but — well, I don’t know.”

The 64-year-old original Ghostbusters star’s comments about Republican voters come just one day after Twitter permanently banned Breitbart Tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos from the social media platform.

Cheers.

Okay, this is the last post on the topic of free speech. Promise. Very soon, we’ll get back to House DuPont and the seven dwarfs from Dow Chemical. In the interim, here is an interview, or as some might call it, an inquisition, with CNBC’s transgender host and Milo Yiannopoulos.

I won’t even try to spell his last name from memory. The Breitbart reporter, who is known for two things, mainly: his support for Trump and the fact that he’s gay, has been permanently banned from the dark overlords at Twitter.

This all happened after he had a little back and forth with the very unfunny star of the horrible new Ghostbusters movie.

Here she is.

During his heated debate with Lesdoggg, the CEO of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, took the time out of his day, away from destroying shareholder value, to ask her to DM him.

Shortly thereafter, Milo was banned.

In a comment, Milo said “With the cowardly suspension of my account, Twitter has confirmed itself as a safe space for Muslim terrorists and Black Lives Matter extremists, but a no-go zone for conservatives.”

“Twitter is holding me responsible for the actions of fans and trolls using the special pretzel logic of the left. Where are the Twitter police when Justin Bieber’s fans cut themselves on his behalf?”

“Like all acts of the totalitarian regressive left, this will blow up in their faces, netting me more adoring fans. We’re winning the culture war, and Twitter just shot themselves in the foot.”

“This is the end for Twitter. Anyone who cares about free speech has been sent a clear message: you’re not welcome on Twitter.”

Technically, Twitter and Facebook can ban and censor whoever they like, I suppose. They are, however, a public companies beholden to its shareholders, which includes conservatives too. It’s worth noting, all of our prominent, beloved, social media darlings eagerly cooperate with governments to suppress free speech and to monitor the comments of dissidents. That being said, it’s important that investors know that a company like Twitter, with a dreadful balance sheet, to go along with its garish stock price performance, is actively using their platform for political purposes.

I guess this makes a lot of sense. Afraid of getting shot? Order in. Papa John’s will come to your home with fresh, delicious, artery clogging pizza, saving you the trouble of getting shot or axed to death by a deranged lunatic.

Keybanc is out with a note, suggesting that Papa John’s might be benefitting from the recent drop in casual dining, due to civil unrest.

The analyst upgraded the stock to “overweight” from “sector weight” and upped his price target to $80, which is the highest among analysts surveyed by Bloomberg.

“After speaking with several large operators and industry contacts, we believe the recent decline in casual dining restaurant segment fundamentals—traffic down 3-5 percent the past several weeks—may be the result of consumers eating more at home amid the current political/social backdrop, which we believe could last through the November election,” he writes. “We do not believe the consumer has ‘entrenched,’ but has likely shifted more in favor of convenience, benefiting pizza delivery operators like Papa John’s.”

While Americans may be bitterly divided on partisan lines, O’Cull thinks inexpensive Italian fare is something that transcends political affiliations.

Both PZZA and DPZ are at year to date highs.

The restaurant sector has been a mixed bag this year, up only 1.8% thus far.

I don’t know if any of you saw the video that was floating around yesterday. I didn’t have the stomach to watch it. I did see some still images of a very young boy, about 10 years old, being mistreated by several Syrian savages. They beheaded the boy in the back of a pick up truck for being an alleged spy.

Apparently, he wasn’t a spy, just a small boy, impoverished, living with his parents.

The rebel leaders now admit this was a mistake. At the same time, they’d like to remind all of you infidels how horrible Assad is and how no one is talking shit about him anymore.

The group is engaged in a bloody war against forces loyal to President Bashar al-Assad.

The statement added that such abuses are “individual errors that represent neither our typical practices nor our general policies.” It added that the men involved had been detained and turned over to a “judicial committee” appointed to lead the investigation.

‘Regime’s killing machine’
The group, however, went on to denounce the international community over “its silence with regards to the war crimes perpetuated by the Assad regime, even though these crimes have reached the pinnacle of criminality and brutality before the eyes of the world.”

It added that the “regime’s killing machine has claimed the lives of thousands of civilians and has placed a suffocating siege on the liberated areas of Aleppo City.”

The Syrian National Coalition, which represents a number of rebel groups aligned against Assad forces, said it was “deeply shocked” by the images. Though it praised Nour al-Din Zenky for condemning the killing, the coalition said it would follow up on “all legal procedures the movement pledged it will take to punish the perpetrators of this crime that must not be tolerated.”

But Amnesty International said the boy’s murder was the latest “abhorrent signal that some such groups are carrying out serious abuses with impunity.”

“This horrific video showing the beheading of a boy suggests some members of armed groups have truly plumbed the depths of depravity. It is yet another gruesome example of the summary killing of captives, which amounts to a war crime,” said Philip Luther, Director of Amnesty International’s Middle East and North Africa Program.

There are our allies, the ones Obama is mad at Russia for bombing.

DuPont Chairman and CEO, a Mr. Edward Breen, will preside over the combined companies and subjugate all of the lowly Dow executives to cubicles in the boardroom. Meanwhile, House DuPont will be working feverishly to fire people, stragglers and persons of low quality who are redundant. The great enemy of any successful organization is redundancy. The combined company seeks to produce $3b in ‘cost savings’ by increasing efficiency.

Also, the newly formed global titan will be working towards splitting up the company into 3 separate entities by the end of 2018. Some of you might be wondering ‘why the fuck bother to merge, if you’re only going to break the shit up’? See that’s why House DuPont is where they are, at the very top of the American aristocracy, and you’re there like a fool playing with charts. The new entities will be in agriculture, specialty products and material science.

I especially enjoy the ‘specialty products’ label, as that might include just about anything at all–even chimeras!

One last order of business before the merger can commence is to receive DOJ approval. Naturally, this is all for show for the little people, like watching hand puppets at the theatre. I am sure the DOJ will quickly and expeditiously approve the newly formed monopoly, for the sake of the country.

With markets at record highs and the dollar surging, there are few reasons to buy gold stocks here, following triple digits runs higher. Over the past week, the media losses for the miners is about 6%, hardly onerous, not in the least scary.

Today the drubbing is intensifying, only because there’s a general weakness in commodity related stocks. Also, recent market trends have decoupled commodities from the overall market, leaving basket buyers of commodities left holding their dicks in their hands.

Personally, I sold my gold positions after the last jobs report, afraid that a better than expected economic outlook would lead our Fed heads to jawbone about higher rates. Again, monetary easing is the main driver for gold. Should the Fed actually begin raising rates, I suspect the dollar will rise and gold will drop. Very simple.

For those looking to get some gold exposure, I can only advise you to hang tight. Lower prices are likely in the foreseeable future.

All is well in crazy town, gents. The stock markets that our leaders bestow upon us are at fresh, record highs, all the while crude oil and copper get smashed into the rocks into 10,000 pieces.

WTI losses have extended to more than 11% over the past month. This deleterious pin action has led to a minute drop in some of your favorite crude oil stocks. This, of course, is merely a temporary waystation, on its way towards never ending glory.

Separately, gold and silver have been stuffed back into the gimp box, now off 1.5% and 2.6%, respectively. There isn’t anything to fear, but fear itself, and of course mega tonne Tsar bombas.

Milo is a staff writer for Breitbart and widely known for fucking with people on the internets for being retarded, especially gay leftists who support people that would toss them off a building if given a chance. His work is provocative, but meaningful. I suppose he’s a significant threat to the folks over at Twitter–because they just banned him for such a stupid reason.

He had a spat with one of the stars from Ghostbusters about how fucking stupid the movie was. As such, Twitter banned him.

Twitter released this statement, regarding their fascism.

People should be able to express diverse opinions and beliefs on Twitter. But no one deserves to be subjected to targeted abuse online, and our rules prohibit inciting or engaging in the targeted abuse or harassment of others. Over the past 48 hours in particular, we’ve seen an uptick in the number of accounts violating these policies and have taken enforcement actions against these accounts, ranging from warnings that also require the deletion of Tweets violating our policies to permanent suspension.

We know many people believe we have not done enough to curb this type of behavior on Twitter. We agree. We are continuing to invest heavily in improving our tools and enforcement systems to better allow us to identify and take faster action on abuse as it’s happening and prevent repeat offenders. We have been in the process of reviewing our hateful conduct policy to prohibit additional types of abusive behavior and allow more types of reporting, with the goal of reducing the burden on the person being targeted. We’ll provide more details on those changes in the coming weeks.

As to why Twitter and other leftists might see Milo as a threat, here is a snippet of one of his speeches.

“As they say on the internet, armed gays don’t get bashed.”

“When your celebrities that you listen to and your media that you listen to, when your politicians are saying that the answer to this is fewer guns. That horrifies me. Gun free zones are the most dangerous places in America. Because gun free zones provide safe spaces for killers. The left likes to talk about safe spaces, well safe spaces for murderers are gun free zones. And most of the most deadly and most of the big headline grabbing tragedies in America recently have happened where? Gun free zones”

“Killers and crazies don’t look at a sign on the wall that says no guns here and go, ‘oh ok then, I’ll go home.’ They walk in there safe in the knowledge that nobody in there is going to fight back. Safe in the knowledge that nobody in there is equipped to defend themselves.”

“The progressive left, the social justice warrior left in America, is the single biggest enemy to gay people to get security and to the well being of homosexuals and every other minority they claim to represent that exists in America today.”

“The American left….hates women, gays minorities, it is a band of spoiled brat white liberals who care for nothing except their own self esteem. They don’t care about anything except feeling good about themselves and advocating their own moral virtue to everybody else. And while they’re doing they’re denying the rights of minorities to protect themselves, they are denying the rights of minorities to be informed about the risks that are out there. A

“Importing Muslims into this country is going to represent significant risk to minorities. Politicians don’t want you to hear that, you hear that from people it sounds like crazy right wing rhetoric, this is the reality that europe is living through. Please don’t make our mistakes, America is better than that and you have an opportunity now to save yourselves before this happens.”

Yeah, he’s that guy.

Rich Greenfield brought his A game and straight bowled on these clowns. He had his bullet points out and memorized. His delivery was pristine and his logic was profound. I’m sure all of those mental midgets on the set will be buying NFLX stock in the pre-market tomorrow.

Greenfield says shut the fuck up and buy the dip. Netflix is heading to $130.