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The Panic Has Ended; Markets Resume Its Genteel March Higher Heading into Assured Hillary Triumph

On Friday, it was being widely rumored across the internets that the NYPD was going to hold a press conference to reveal that Anthony Weiner was in fact a pedophile — which would blow open the oddities of Podesta’s proclivities for code talk, especially when it came to the word ‘pizza.’

They were all pedophiles on Friday, prancing around the globe — kidnapping kids in Haiti — and partaking in wanton and depraved acts of cannibalism and satanic rituals.

Today, the market doesn’t give a shit. Markets are back to Comey letter levels, and people are generally complacent ahead of tomorrow’s monumental elections.

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By all measures, Clinton is expected to win the election — thanks to the electoral college. Once elected, all of the dissidents, those fucking alt-right nazi racist misogynist homophobes, will be corrected in due course. America cannot tolerate an intolerant populace.  Moreover, those of you who’ve been investigating the ruling class, hitherto, will be both investigated and also arraigned in the not too distant future.

It truly is a broad-based rally, with gold being the only loser. On the surface, this all seems logical — since Hillary is Wall Street’s bitch (no sexism inferred). However, if she’s to expand Obamacare, then drug pricing will come under pressure. Hence, big pharma will have to make concessions. Moreover, Fed policy will remain dovish, which is dollar bearish and gold bullish. In other words, you fuckers have no idea what you’re doing today. You’re just trading a bunch of shit, thinking you’re painting a masterpiece. You’re not. You’re a stupid shit with hardly anything in between your two, big, dumb, ears.

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23 comments

  1. the_swatter

    what is half-life of ponzi ramp at end of empire?

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  2. tha pirate

    Errrr… Is it time fer me ta say I fer one repent…. uhhh… I welcome our new Orwellian overlords and submit to the will of Landru? (Extra Star Trek).

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  3. riotact

    My heart aches for Fly and the Trumpsters that visit his blog and are in cash. Your hopes for a market drop and chaos are just about over. Good News: You are on the sidelines and maybe Trump runs again 2020 and this time is a little less stupid and racist.

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    • tha pirate

      So you already KNOW who will win tomorrow Rio? If you have the ability to know the future can you tell me the closing prices on a few stocks tomorrow as well?

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      • riotact

        I’m not a dopey Trump supporter, so of course I’m hedged. VXX options purchased this morning in case something really stupid happens. But it’s unlikely racism and bigotry disguised as patriotism wins tomorrow.

        And yes Fly, my portfolio is doing just fine. I’m even willing to go screenshot for screenshot privately if you are up for it. Best performance wins?

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        • Dr. Fly

          Yes, Hillary’s racist ways cannot be permitted in this modern era of tolerance. Her record of making black youths heel and calling them ‘super predators’ is truly disgusting.

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      • the_swatter

        u do realize that we’ve had how many years of zirp and qe? any retard for last 8yrs in indexed fund has done well…….it’s called front-running, or why hedge funds today are shutting down faster than 09…

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    • Dr. Fly

      Wait, do you see the chart Rio? You’ve been circle jerk’d. You haven’t made any money, so who are you kidding?

      About chaos. There’s always something new to stoke it, such as a satanic worshipping mercenary taking over the White House to impose foreign edicts upon an already pissed off republic.

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      • the_swatter

        the “market” crashes under either Trump or Hitlery; the only diff is timeframe…but hey, maybe you don’t, like Yellen, Bernank et al., believe in biz cycles?

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        • riotact

          The market will do more of the same under HRC. The latest market moves tell you all you need to know.

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        • the_swatter

          so it will never go down, just go sideways for 2.5yrs? okay fuktard.

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        • riotact

          I know man, you and the muppets here have been screaming for 8 years of Obama that the market was tanking. Oh and guns. He’s taking your guns.
          Wake the F up white people.

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    • hattery

      The market has bought the “rumor” and will sell the news. Of What? Presumably a decisive election result. Wallstreet does their own internal polling just as the candidates do. Regardless, it’s possible there is just some frontrunning of the end of indecision.

      Hillary will likely owe lots of favors to institution which is good for the large cap multinationals. She also wants a no fly zone in Syria which is probably good for defense companies and war.

      Trump is probably a wreck and rebuild guy. He will restructure Washington, hopefully in the form of term limits, and reduce the corporate tax rate which should concentrate more money into the US but may do so at the cost of some global growth. How he will get term limits passed exactly, I’m not sure. Perhaps pass an executive order that prevents Washington from voting on their own salaries and terms and have some special arbiter, or perhaps find a way to put it on the ballots.

      But remember… markets move in anticipation of events and fade reactions to events.

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  4. probucks

    magnet up to the 200dma… let’s see how strong the dip buyers are truely ahead of a volatile mid-week.

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  5. tha pirate

    Can I make a suggestion to the wonderful unbiased journalists at CNBC?

    How about a segment with Trumps Kindergarten teacher exposing for us how he farted in 1957 and ‘ripped one’ while smiling in denial?

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  6. doughjadank

    Was trump a democratic populist smoke screen to get this satanic nutjob elected? He says the crazy shit the Republican base gets high on, steals the headlines and distracts for killary?

    A couple human sacrifices along the way for the people who were dead anyway. Trump’s brand now stronger and his friend hillary is in the white house.

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    • metalleg

      No way, José.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Nope. Jeb Bush is just as satanic. NEOCONS. When will you people learn that none of them give a shit about you?

      Hillary doesn’t give a shit, not even a little, about your welfare — nor do 95% of the GOP.

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      • doughjadank

        Well no shit.

        I’m just looking at how this played out. TRUMP was a huge distraction this election. Both sides. the pussy gabbing slum lord plays perfect.

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      • the_swatter

        Bush endorsed Hitlery… there is NO DIFFERENCE between dems and repubs, save for some social issue distractions…. Trump is neither repub nor dem, he just slotted into a party that never wanted him in order to attempt to expose the status quo, for whatever reason(s)….

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  7. skulduggery

    Madame President? I was just kidding at the whole sociopathy thing. No harm done.

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  8. heaterman

    So to those of you writing off Trump, explain why on a recent road trip to Boston and the hinterlands of New England, signs for him outnumbered Hillary’s by an 8:1 margin. ???

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  9. hattery

    Is anyone calling for the same sort of mania crash they called after Brexit? Or are they biting their tongue because they realize they haven’t much credibility in the manner?

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