Vacation is Over; Back to Work

Instead of traveling to distinguished parts of Rhode Island or Maine, I wanted to mix it up a bit, so I went to Massachusetts. The locale was terrific and the scenery was great. But the people were of a wantonly barbarous sort. I’ve never seen so many angry people living in such a beautiful place, them and their Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers telling me to ‘GO FUCK YOURSELF’ for doing 50mph in a 55mph lane, with kids in their cars.

The Bernie Sanders folks up there are livid with life and are a vulgar people. The city of Boston should’ve been razed by the British many years ago and the land salted. Instead, those people are driving around angry as sin, foaming from the mouth whilst screaming profanities at a car filled with children. Say what you want about NY, but we draw the line when kids are involved. We’ll hunt you down quietly and kill you after the kids went to bed, sparing them the emotional anguish of hearing vulgarities.

But I’m not from NYC anymore and haven’t been in quite some time. I’d rather be dead than have to move back to that cesspool.

Looking over the market internals, I see apparel stocks were the best performers this week. NWY, URBN and FL led the way. Analysts are saying inventories are very low, heading into the holiday season. I am sure this will work out splendidly for retail investors. Jeff Bezos seems to be transfixed with printing lies at the Washington Post, in his futile attempts to derail Magnanimous Trump. I am certain he is no longer interested in turning all American shopping malls into landfills and America, as a whole, into a Matrix like dystopian society, courtesy of Amazon Prime.

Nothing can go wrong. The market isn’t rigged. That’s a conspiracy theory.

Good night.