While most of you were busy vacationing with sunscreen on your bottle noses, us bloggers have been slaving away on hot hot computers, chained to the desk in search of news and interesting things to talk about. It’s the neverending struggle that drives us to write the perfect story, with the perfect title, coupled with the best picture to embody our most inner thoughts. After we triumphantly publish our life changing posts, the audience draws crickets from a rusty olde bucket and tosses them at us, indifferent and wantonly unappreciative of our tireless efforts.
Fuck all of you.
Here is what the bloggers on my blogroll have been talking about this weekend. I took the liberty to completely change their titles, as I found them to be grossly inappropriate and lacking in the decorum department.
Zerohedge: I’m Not Saying Lehman, But Lehman
Daily Reckoning: ABANDON THE FUCKING ARK; ICEBERG AHEAD!
A Wealth of Common Sense: Afraid to Board the Ark? Bring Some Stocks with You
Calculated Risk: Hotels Are Kicking Ass
Mish Talk: The Bank of Japan is Out of Fucking Control
Prag Cap: Financial Advisors are Fucking Con Artists
Contra Corner: Here’s Why the Economy Blows and Will Continue to Blow Until the End of Time
Dollar Collapse: These Charts Will Prove, Without a Shadow of a Doubt, Rates Cannot Go Much Lower
Wolf Street: Six Years After the Volcker Rule, Goldman, JP Morgan and Others Would Like a ‘Grace Period’ to… Say… 2022!
Howard Lindzon: News Cannot Make Me Money or Become Smarter; Ergo, Donald Trump Sucks
Business Insider: $KORS is Struggling Because Their Models Are Ordinary White Bitches (KORS is +21% YTD)
ReCode: Some Asshole Named Jason CalcANUS Wants to Ban Anonymity on Twitter
VentureBeat: More Stupid Shit from Facebook
Washington Post: A Complete Useless Interview with Tim Cook, Commemorating Five Years of Boring Failure
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One of the biggest mistakes bloggers make is to write what they “want to happen”, rather than “what is happening”. Spin has become the dialog of the internet.
Folks like Zerohedge are brain damaged from the 2008/2009 meltdown. Shut out the noise, that was a once in a century event. Could planes crash into buildings? Anytime, anywhere. But you will die poor if you allow fear to keep you sitting on a pile of 100% cash at 0.5%.
Yellen is pumping the market to help Hillary, a hike is coming in December as is a buying opportunity just around the corner, but not now.
sounds like you’re spinning your own yarn right now.
When it says at the top you left wall st. Did you sell your book of business, or are you focusing on blogging over bringing in new money?
I retired and did not sell my book. I find that distasteful. I just picked up and left. Some of my former clients now read the site.
Well congrats, hopefully you don’t turn into Howard Hughes.