The fuck out of here with this shit. Johnathon Stubbs called for a fucking death spiral, led by an oilmadggedeon back in February. But now, his glum views have been reformed, he’s turned bullish, and subsequently is lying his ass off on national teevee about the reasons why he’s found religion in the House of Citi.
Unlike this Stubbs character, I very much am still calling for an end of times scenario to play out. I will preside over the death of equities, as the oil market descends into sheer, fucking, anarchy.
Stubbs says his bearish call in February was merely a ‘cry for help’ and how the ‘rebalancing’ in crude is the reason why prices have shot higher.
WRONG.
Oil hasn’t rebalanced anything. A cursory google search will teach Stubbs that production is at RECORD highs and how our oil conglomerates are still producing crude at RECORD rates. Nothing has changed but the price of tea in China.
Lastly, his bear(d) game is weak.
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This special dedication goes to Johnathon….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRfPon9vmU
Spock says: “Stay long and prosper”
This is a solid bull market, there will be dips so keep good cash to load up on dips.
Peel off some gains in rallies.
If you go short —— you better hope ISIS or Al Qaeda has a nuke
I will preside over your bankruptcy.
Why do we even have analysts? Dart throwing and coin flips have better odds of being right.
BofA calling for $1,500 gold, now all the big boys getting bullish. I’m just going to ride their tailwinds a little, knowing this will all end in cocaine-saturated tears. I got out of my little giraffe-beshitted corner of the ark and heading out in my kayak.
We have analysts because it’s nice work if you can get it– getting paid for bs’ing.