This is reminiscent of when David Tepper, from the Short Hills shopping mall, tore down his former bosses $40 million hovel, mainly to spite him. Enter Stevie Cohen, Guy Fieri fanboy. While escaping imprisonment for the various crimes he committed while being a hedge fund manager, S. Cohen, feverishly, bid for a $62 million, piece of shit, mansion. He won the war. Now begins the arduous process of knocking the eyesore down, in order to build a better one.
That house was a traditional, shingled-style, 10,000-square-footer once owned by the late investment banker Robert McKeon, who committed suicide.
The home featured high ceilings, and antique oak and limestone floors, according to the listing. There was also a lofty, barn-style family room, a media room and a large master suite with ocean views.
Cohen’s new home can’t be bigger than the old one, thanks to the East End’s new anti-megamansion rules. Even underground rooms can’t expand past the width of the ground-floor walls.
The new house will feature a 9,700-square-foot first floor, while the second floor will be 4,620 square feet, and the basement will be 9,780 square feet, according to plans filed in East Hampton. There’s also a pool house.
Cohen already owns another beach mansion down the road on Further Lane, which he bought for $18 million.
I mean, look at this abomination.
Good thing he has another mansion on Further Lane. But, that one is a lot more spartan, only worth around $20 million. It is widely rumored that once construction of his new palace is complete, he will hang this perverted Picasso painting in it, which he purchased for the pedestrian price of $155 million.
” It is widely rumored that once construction of his new palace is complete, he will hang this perverted Picasso painting in it, which he purchased for the pedestrian price of $155 million.”
read this out loud and realized the genius alliteration. well done.
He may have all that money but he sure is an ugly mother fucker. He looks like that character mini me. What a fag.
“What a fag”.
Well, I guess you must be in a position to know. I’m not judging, what you do in your spare time is your business.
Dream on Homo.
Hopefully he has a palanquin and bearers on each floor to get around.
I guess it’s his money, within the law he can do what he likes. Let’s not demonize his success.
@longview
it depends on how whether the success is ill gotten, as per the allegations. Anyone can be a star manager with inside information. Now that the “expert networks” are gone so are the returns. That goes for all the hedgies.