All of the people on Twitter were circle jerking around their quotrons this morning, as the Dow ran higher by 150 and the NASDAQ by 40 plus some odd points. Lo and behold, all of that has left us now and there is nothing but a whisper remaining of the good times of 10 am.
As reported in Exodus this morning, in real time, I closed out my SPY position at the open for $205.21–for a 1.5% gain. Although small and insignificant in isolation, these gains will add up over time. At the present, I am 50% cash, the rest in XLE short and TLT long.
I make no predictions for the last 40 minutes of trade. I merely point out the instability and incessant marauding taking place by the pirates who operate freely on Wall Street. Perhaps you too will come to the same conclusion that I did, late in 2015, and pursue a much more structured and algorithmic approach to the markets. Gone are the days of artistic selection and hunches and tips and chart breakouts.
What we have left is a boulevard filled with misdirection and purposeful tomfoolery, designed to extract dollars and cents out of your accounts into ‘theirs.’ I realize this sounds nuts, very populistic, and bombastic in nature–but it’s true.
My goals, henceforth, is to demonstrate an ability to create value through a low-beta, sandwich eating lifestyle.
Year to date, I am up 3.7%, while sashaying (no homo), room to room, watching everyone else denigrate themselves–attempting to make market calls.
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Market was just smelling QQE in the Air, but Kuroda can’t do that. Plus, Yellen and her Boys were having a party last night…that always gets the market Hot for Cocaine. Nice to see the Fade.
Copper rejected nicely any 2.30 breakout
And Shanghai Futures had Copper down even with the rally in the Aussie.
Congratulations, Le Fly. You have more than tripled the S&P returns YTD. Bested Ackman and many other hedgies in the last 2-3 years…
You have it going on right but nothing will ever
beat the apocalypse of the four horse men era
for pure entertainment
But, are you less stressed out? Or sleeping any better?
Doesn’t seem like so.
Sia
Will discuss.
Yes?
Nice job Dr Fly!!
Good strategy .. will gain a few years for loss of stress.
you should fire up the leveraged account again with the same discipline!
There’s alot of gravity. The most ridiculous bear market awaits us.
Puhleze. Dont insult me, equity overlords. You couldnt suck-us-in more before another Boj Ecb overnight manipulation? Nothing says risk on like global growth fears the previous day. Dont insult me you are – just – seesawing – it
ramp unramped
Nice picture of the founder of I Bank Coin there.
Is it too late to board the ark?
Krugman on Cruz vs. Trump in their economic effects (Trump comes out much better.)
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/04/08/why-cruz-is-worse-than-trump/?module=BlogPost-Title&version=Blog%20Main&contentCollection=Opinion&action=Click&pgtype=Blogs®ion=Body
That’s like discussing who’s a better team in the Super Bowl, Cleveland Browns or Detroit Lions. Neither has even been to the big game, and neither has any chance of making it there any time soon.
Hillary will win in a landslide in November.
Probably so.
It feels like devil dogs have been extra juiced this week. I’m sure bulls don’t mind after straight curbing bears the last month or so. Dr Fly was on another level this week with the content. Spectacular job sir.
*yawns