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The Word ‘Global’ Mentioned 23 Times in Fed Minutes

‘Inflation’ was mentioned 117 times and ‘fuckery’ zero. The Fed minutes revealed a divergence in opinions regarding rate hikes. Seemingly, the only thing holding Yellen back from jacking them higher is the word ‘global.’

Stocks are holding their gains, post minutes, with the Nasdaq higher by 51.

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7 comments

  1. tradingnymph

    That is so Fucked Up. Yellen and the Fed doesn’t see that their attempts is hurting Japan so MUCH. Nikkei Futures are Red, USD/JPY is UNDER 110!!!!! Screw the creditor of the world’s exporters and you screw the world. Since the BoJ has done Negative Rates, this low Dollar is not helping Nikkei at all. WHY CAN’T ANYONE SEE THIS. OMG THIS IS THE KYLE BASS moment! So totally messed up.

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    • it is showtime

      I think the word “Rollerball” was quoted and used a few times as well

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  2. jacked rabbit

    I want to raise my boy smart, with a strong math and finance background. I want him to go to an Ivy League school, and train under the masters of finance. He needs to take the best internships on Wall Street and become well versed in the moneyed world. I want him to hone his craft and find a mentor who guides his path towards the US Treasury.

    I will coerce, bribe and pillage until he becomes a Fed Governor, gaining great prestige and wisdom along the way. I want him to show up on my TV talking about high finance with the vagabonds on Squirt Box, or Squak Box, whatever it is. I want him to create a movement that ultimately puts him in THE chair. Fed Chairman Rabbit.

    It will be that glorious day when he asks me, “Dad, are you proud?” I will say Godfather-style, “Not until you drop the word fuckery into the Fed minutes. Only then I can die a happy man.”

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  3. Shoot5Hole

    So I just took a class on accounting analytics. Anyone here actually implement regression or discretionary models into their research?

    lol fuckery

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  4. soupbone

    Where in Jesus do you find these people? Anyway hotlips is rocking and the dude has to butt in and then blurt out what he has in the seconds that hotlips allows before continuing…she’s cooling her tongue in a glass of ice water now.

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  5. it is showtime

    You pee-ons from 3 years ago getting tired of this yet?

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