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‘That’s Insane. Why? Why Would She Do That?’ United Airlines Flight Attendant Fired After Exiting Plane on Emergency Slide

People are going crazy in this country.

A flight attendant on a United Airlines plane deployed the emergency exit slide after landing at Bush International. She then proceeded to drop her bag off the plane and slide down the fucking chute, like the lunatic she apparently is. After reaching the ground, she picked up her bag and walked away.

Passengers on the plane were dumbfounded by what they just witnessed. It must’ve been like a scene straight out of the movie Airplane.

UAL shit-canned her.

“We hold our employees to the highest standards. This unsafe behavior is unacceptable and does not represent the more than 20,000 flight attendants who ensure the safety of our customers. We are reviewing this matter and the flight attendant is no longer employed by United.”

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10 comments

  1. Marc David

    She won the lotto? Her boyfriend proposed and they are moving to another state/country? He’s rich? She hit her retirement goal?

    As a working class peon, I’m happy for her.

    She didn’t put anybody’s life in danger. She just gave the finger to a company that has probably treated her like shit for 20 years and did something fun.

    Good for her!

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    • btn

      Yup, I’m pretty sure she knew the consequences before she even opened the door. She had one foot out the door figuratively before she did physically.

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    UAL has the worst flight attendants.. old and rude is not great combination. But like her style chutes and ladders style.

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  3. wisprjet

    Something out of a “Bourne” movie.

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  4. bountyhunter1

    The first to do this was the gay JetBlue guy. Now it’s a female… Same thing. You’ll be long dead before you see a straight guy sliding down an emergency chute.

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    • btn

      Well, at least not a straight guy that is too insecure in his manhood to do something that his equally insecure peers will judge him negatively for.

      It’s kind of like the beer vs magarita thing, where certain groups have decided that the more “manly” thing to do is to fall in line and succumb to peer pressure.

      Real men do what *they* want to do, not what *others* think they should do.

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      • formergeek

        Real men work hard for their family and the source of the paycheck, not a lot of real men left in lawyerland

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      • btn

        Agreed. When I said, “Real men do what they want,” I didn’t mean to imply that were selfish and/or self-centered. I just meant that they don’t let society dictate the rules, hence they drink whatever they want, but in moderation

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  5. ottnott

    Because, sometimes, “I effing quit” seems inadequate.

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  6. doubleplus

    To be fair, it’s a pretty punk rock exeunt from a shitty job. I’ve wanted to do something like that before, just didn’t have the emergency slide available.

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