If I was being honest with myself, the title would read ‘fuck oil’– because that’s exactly how I feel. You know how some of you like H. Clinton because she dresses like Dr. Evil from the 90s comedy movie? Transplant that fervor, that unchecked foam mouthed rage to crude. That’s how I (fucking) feel. As a worldly person of your intellect and status, I demand that you respect my human rights for lower crude prices, solely based on the premise of profiteering from the dissolution of the entire industry.
I will not rest until the Bakken shale is filled with fucking dust balls, locusts attacking people in broad daylight at street lights, and McDonald employees raising up, saying ‘enough is enough of this shit’, infuriated by their $25 per hr wages and laying waste of Williston, ND because of it.
I want carnage of the first magnitude. Instead of buying into joy, I endeavor, inexorably, to buy into sheer, unmitigated, disaster.
GOOD NIGHT.
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If you want disaster, look no further than biotech
Btw at what price does Hillary cover her IBB short?
can’t wait to short swhc
The forces of Supply & Demand will prevail over the Russian propaganda of baseless oil-agreements!
Long SCO!
lolz it’s going to break $100
FDYM
(Fly Drinks Your Milkshake)
So,…you’re hoping Williston ND goes back to he good ol’ days before they discovered oil, right?
Fuck China.
Fuck oil.
Fuck the Lonshanks.
FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!
You forgot Greece & Japan
Crude will reverse hard as soon as our unit of bananna republic currency stops acting like charmin.
Boating season is around the corner and I demand cheap gas. Fuck the oil patch!
“Hey Henry did you see that oil is at $40?”
“Yes I did Charles that is really good news now isn’t it?”
“Yes Henry it is great news. Should I fire up the wells?”
“Yes Charles you should fire up the wells.”
“Charles what the hell happened?”
“I have lost my house, Henry. It’s all gone.”