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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Putin Pulls the Vanguard of His Forces Out of Syria

Putin went in and laid waste to ISIS and anyone who got in his way. The fucking Turks were quaking in their greasy boots and Obama was having fits over Russia’s presence, disrupting the chaos we’ve forged in the middle east.

After a few months of heavy, unforgiving, bombardment, Putin has ordered the flower of his Syrian expeditionary force to withdraw.

“I believe, that the tasks put before the defense ministry have been completed over all,” Mr. Putin told Defense Minister Sergei K. Shoigu and Foreign Minister Sergey V. Lavrov at a meeting in the Kremlin on Monday evening. “Because of this, I have ordered that from tomorrow the main part of our military groups will begin their withdrawal from the Syrian Arab Republic.”

The Kremlin said Mr. Putin had telephoned the Syrian president to inform him of the Russian withdrawal, but gave no details of Mr. Assad’s reaction to the move, saying only that he had expressed thanks for Russia’s help and had praised the “professionalism and heroism” of Russian servicemen.

“The leaders noted that the actions of the Russian air forces have allowed a significant turn in the fight against terrorists,” a statement on the Kremlin website said.

Peace has prevailed, through war. The mission has been accomplished (extra Bush).

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One comment

  1. doubleplus

    Lol – the fuck he did. Either that, or else he made a deal that will benefit no one but Russia. But leaning towards the former.

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