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Maybe Aubrey McClendon Was Trying to Time Travel?

This is easily the most fucked up post of the year, even more so than my depraved, war mongering rantings about Donald J.Trump. When I read this news snippet, about the former CEO of Chesapeake, Aubrey McClendon, crashing into a wall whilst traveling 88 mph, immediately and without delay, I thought he was driving in a Back to the Future styled time machine.

McClendon died on Wednesday, March 2, after the SUV he was driving struck a bridge on N. Midwest Blvd., between E. Memorial Rd. and NE 122nd. St., and burst into flames.

During the news conference, OKC Police Chief Bill Citty said McClendon’s vehicle was going 88 miles per hour, five seconds prior to impact. When his vehicle struck the bridge, it was going 78 mph.

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Perhaps he wanted to travel back in time to correct his mistakes? The morons in the media are still unclear about this ‘accident’, still reluctant to call it a suicide. Nothing says ‘fuck the world’ like barreling into a brick wall at 88mph.

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8 comments

  1. The Maven

    You are the second person I know who has floated this theory. That missing 10mph is disturbing…he may have proven beyond doubt that the time between “oh shit this was a bad idea” and impact is a meaningless statistic. Or, he was actually driving a Delorean. He could have picked a more photogenic place to do it.

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  2. tradingnymph

    I was kinda hoping it was going to be an accident. He really threw his life away, But alas many do, so sad. BTW stupid buying into the close. For tonight, Yuan will be fixed a bit weaker,or neutral Aussie will pull back too over it. BoJ doing nothing is priced in already. Central Bankers Power Died when Draghi Acted…I just have to wait.

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    • it is showtime

      I believe a hit isnt out of the question. What I saw on his history combined with the statements the previous night don’t -easily- add up to: I’m just fucking giving up, And btw slamming my car is the best way to do it rather than pills.

      he may have known too much

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    • it is showtime

      Nice last-second dump! I’ll take it!

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  3. it is showtime

    “tapped his vehicle’s brakes twice”

    “not immediately clear why McClendon tapped the brakes twice, but the actions did not slow his Chevy Tahoe down”

    I did not believe the suicide angle made sense

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  4. vampyr

    Smacks of misjudgment and consternation more so than suicide (no pun)

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  5. zheeeem

    Most people don’t understand this, but a billionaire’s life is fraught with danger.

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