In less than 100 years, we’ve gone from industrial tycoon to fucking rainbow vomit.
Youngsters these days idle themselves with mountainous amounts of student debt whilst taking pictures of themselves vomiting rainbows. Fucking morons. We, as a society, are entirely fucked. The future is bleak.
In a move to compete with the ever famous rainbow vomit, Facebook bought Masquerade, a company fixated on stupid shit like turning the human face into a reptilian monster.
“Over the past year we’ve focused on building out more creative tools for people on Facebook,” the Menlo Park, California-based company said in an e-mail. “Masquerade has great technology to help us bring even more creative tools to Facebook, and help extend this work to video.”
Businessmen these days are so fucking creative.
Shares of FB are higher by 1% on this extraordinary news.
Rainbow vomit is the new oil…
I figured a post from you with the word “vomit” was worth a read. I will never get that minute back …..
(I agree with your premise. My sarcasm is based on the subject matter)
This is a game changer for America.
Hahaha
It’s the movie idocracy, happening real time.
Huh. I’m actually a shareholder in said company that owns the extraordinary rainbow vomit inducing enterprise.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/unmarried-childbearing.htm
Number of live births to unmarried women: 1,604,870
Birth rate for unmarried women: 43.9 births per 1,000 unmarried women aged 15-44 years
Percent of all births to unmarried women: 40.2%
Deuteronomy 23:2
King James Bible
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Too many bastards … people are afraid of getting married in amrika