What’s Better Than a 1 Child Policy?

How about 2?

The benevolent dictators from the Far East have granted mercy upon its people and have bestowed upon them the right to procreate, not once, but twice per family.

How joyous.

A document released by the central government and ruling Communist Party on Tuesday said families would be able to “independently arrange childbearing” under the new policy, without applying for approval.

It is rumored that up to 90 million families will qualify for this extravagance. I am sure the FOXCONN suicide corporation greatly appreciates the specter of being able to recruit from a wider swath of young persons.

This is, inexorably, bullish for Tim Cook and the Apple corporation.