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Introducing GentlemanTube: A Better Way to View Meaningless Drivel

In an effort to make financial news easier to endure, I’ve hired a team of very cheap video editors to affix proper attire, the textiles and facial hair of a gentleman, to videos of my choosing.

As I am interested in expanding the iBankCoin empire into video, swiping this or that across the interwebs whenever it pleases me, it’d be mindful and wise for you to subscribe to our channel.

Think of the possibilities of this trillion dollar idea. Why, I should pitch Frederick Wilson to get involved at the ground floor, in a big way, in order to hire hundreds of crackpot editors, scale this thing, in order to affix these niceties to a wide array of the seemingly endless cabal of hideous mountebanks who litter our airwaves.

Tired of Jim Cramer and his rolled up shirt sleeves? GENTLEMAN TUBE

Appalled by the lack of proper facial hair on Dennis Gartman? GENTLEMAN TUBE

This is the tonic, otherwise known as the remedy, for the every day dreck that we are subjected to, day in and day out.

You are welcome.

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10 comments

  1. Raul3

    This is a most momentous day indeed

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  2. Marc David

    Me like

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  3. bruce keller

    Need some Kim Jong Un looking silly stat

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  4. dyer440

    I like this.

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  5. gravestonedoji

    This has great potential. Especially as markets plummet to hell as the year proceeds along and recession deniers (Lavorgna) are propped up in front of any talking head they can find.

    Be sure to include rose coloured spectacles (maybe a monocle), where appropriate.

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  6. stockslueth

    Inspired! I’m going to get my crayons out and just write directly on the display.

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  7. probucks

    this is great

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  8. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    IBC tip toeing on the cutting edge once again. Indeud. Congratulations. Taps cain on floor.

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