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Who’s Gay, Lives in the Shadow of a Great Man, and On the 52 Week Low List?

Is there any hope for Apple? Last I heard, Tim Cook was planning on building an Apple car. So you mean to tell me that delving into the automobile business, instead of the no-brainer television business, is the preferable course of action for the company?

I don’t blame Tim. Who can? He just isn’t Steve. Steve’s come about the market once a generation. There is nothing Tim can do other than manage the company and try not to blow it up.

Thus far, he’s done an ok job.

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The problem with Apple, with regard to the market, is two fold.

The laws of large numbers are kicking in and the companies market cap is gigantic. Any measurable decline is going to wreak havoc on the broader indices.

Maybe Apple should build a space ship and send Tim to the moon? Or, maybe Apple should just make the fucking teevee already and tackle the electric car down the road.

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6 comments

  1. it is showtime

    I see shadow people

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  2. jay763

    But where is the gay bashing? This headline is false and misleading!!!

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  3. stockslueth

    Moonbase Alpha or Apple?

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  4. eddiedaroza

    headline win

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  5. zheeeem

    If Tim wants to build an AAPL car he should probably just buy TSLA and a big box of stick-on Apple logos.

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  6. teslawasright

    I guess Tim doesn’t partake in monoatomic gold. He should try some amanita muscarias at least!

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