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Santa Brought Some Natural Gas For Xmas

It’s too late for most natural gas stocks. One could only hope for higher utility bills at this point in the post apocalyptic cycle of natural gas. But, don’t look now, natty is on one hell of a 2 week run.

 

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Like I said in the beginning, for stocks it’s too late. They’re already circling the toilet bowl. But you can still play this, via some handy dandy (extra Blue’s clues) 3x leveraged to the hilt ETFs!

Take UGAZ, as a case in point.

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Imagine you were Broadway Bill ‘Montauk’ Ackman, down in the gutters, around 20% for the year. You scratched your silver head, thinking of a way to escape a losers fate.

“I know what to do. I’ll sell everything and buy UGAZ!”

Had B. Albert Ackman done that, sold everything and placed a mere $17 billion into UGAZ, he’d be up 60% for the year right now, celebrating by bungi jumping off skyscrapers and telling junior employees that they’re worthless piece of shits.

UGAZ is up a mere 95% over the past two weeks. Santa has been generous to the natty lovers out there this holiday season of record warmth.

FML.

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  1. Marc David

    Natty4Life

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  2. jpmorgains

    That woulda been sic.

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