And the #1 Rated Stock in The PPT Is…

Out of 4,252 stocks, my GPRO is rated number 1. Yes, this is the very same stock you mocked me over, deriding it for reasons kindergarden children could dispel. Your great fear of lock-up period expirations and ‘high valuations’ has led you to the back of a jam-box now, expeditiously being led to bankruptcy.

After your portfolio hits $00.00, your wife and children will leave and your car will be repossessed by the dealership. Your new life as a vagabond, a wastrel, is about to begin–all because you bet against the man in the time machine.

Today is a very dull market and most of my stocks are lower. As a point in fact, I am down ever so slightly for the day, even though my top two positions (GPRO, TRN) are higher. But that’s okay, as I have the time and the money to see this through.

The Turkey Gods are coming, and they are magnificently glorious. I put together a large basket of some of my favorite retail stocks, which still needs to be trimmed a bit. For the sake of charity, he is my entire list.

DPLO
HAR
GRPN
COUP
COH
NKE
RL
VFC
GIL
COLM
LULU
DKS
BID
PETM
SBH
TIF
DIN
DNKN
PNRA
PLKI
SBUX
BWLD
DPZ
PZZA
ZOES
BBBY
WSM
PIR
SFM
WFM
TGT
COST
M
EBAY
AMZN
OSTK
TJX
KMX
LAD
EXPR
FINL
FL
JWN
GPRO

Now that’s a very long list and you cannot buy them all. I suggest breaking off your top 5 and allocating X amount of dollars to them. Truth be told, I haven’t done this myself. Over the next few days, I will shorten this list and act upon my opinions.

Until then, please, keep selling GPRO.