The Goal Here is to Completely Smoke Out the Bears

Bear caves: a place where angry people cavort with one another, plotting for the extermination of mankind and the Earth. They amuse themselves with tall tales of the apocalypse and would rather people die from starvation than pestilence. Whenever the stock market goes higher, they warn others that the end is near and “just because stocks are hitting new, all-time, highs, that doesn’t  mean the world isn’t coming to an end.” Anyone buying stocks, at any price north of 5,000 Dow, is merely an idle idiot, deserving of a verbal lashing and mockery. Like children, the bear only responds to proper scolding and will not keep quiet unless you teach them a lesson in civility. In this case, magnanimous stock market gains are necessary, especially during inflection points and historically significant periods in time.

For the better half of 9 weeks, “The Fly” has drunkardly stood by and watched his business burn up in flames, as the bears farctated themselves on his positions to the point of sheer lunacy. All of that is about to change. God willing, on Jupiter’s Stone, you are all deserving of my most caustic attacks upon your person– and a grande assault upon your purse. Even though I’ve dialed my positions down a bit, favoring profitable business over river boat gambling, I still have every intention of recapturing all of my lost coin. I haven’t forgotten and will never forget, for as long as I live.

To that end, I wish you good luck, bears. I will pray for a most gruesome and drawn out death for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdxTiu9CwI