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PLACE YOUR BETS

Today is the big day for degenerates across the country: Derby day. Alcoholics everywhere unite on this day, to give thanks to gambling and fast running animals with midgets mounted on top.

I am sure you will partake in a few mint juleps, dress up like the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy, and have yourself a regular grande time. I’m not passing judgement, believe you me. The new Fly is all about community, mutual understanding, and against unsolicited acts of extreme violence. There was a time when I’d opt for “ultra-violence”, ban everyone in the comments section for looking at me sideways, and prohibit the dissemination of financial advice, of any sort, by the “reading class.” But all of that has changed now, as I am one of you–a regular Joe Shmo, losing in the market, working paycheck to paycheck to finance a Friday night malted liquor or two.

Sit back and enjoy the ponies. Although you haven’t earned the right to leisure, take it nonetheless.

 

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16 comments

  1. brian

    Who is your pick in the Derby? Thank you for not banning me.

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  2. brian

    Who is your pick in the Derby? Thank you for not banning me.

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  3. The Fly

    Ride on Curlin

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  4. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Wicked Strong by 2 1/2 lengths.

    In other news, I am now up 3.2% for the year. After a two year drought, i think this is finally going to be my year. Hopefully things stay volatile.

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  5. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, I know you’re feeling humble, but you *are* enjoying “The Sport Of Kings”. If you were truly taken down to my level, you would be enjoying the company of gents that parlay their paychecks down at the Greyhound Racetrack. I truly know some of these men, and it befuddles me that they actually seem to make money at it…(I’ve never been)

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  6. woj

    Danza for the win..

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  7. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    With the scratch of Hoppertunity, I am now backing General a Rod at roughly 27-1. When he blows, I will commence drinking vodka on the rocks. Salud!

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  8. captain ahab

    malted liquor ftw

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  9. metalleg

    Boys pick for the win. Men pick win, place, & show.

    1. Wicked Strong
    2. Intense Holiday
    3. Ride On Curlin

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  10. sloop

    I’m just to busy looking at charts this weekend. The only winner I care about is what damn chart is going to make money. This market is starting to really suck.

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  11. Marc David

    California Chrome.. #1 and not even a close second. Enjoyed the “derby” from Golden Gate Fields today. 1st time. Neat. I do like a strong mint julep!

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  12. sloop

    Just watched this weeks Option Action. I agree with them that there’s more downside to come.

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  13. sloop

    Cant wait till you guys are talking about the market again. This horse stuff is boring the hell out of me LOL!!

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  14. Marc David

    Yeah well.. that will be after summer trading is over. From here on out it’s down or at best sideways. The market blows for some styles during this season. Best to just be out and wait until September. Although the Fly’s summer posts are quite good. Definitely worth the reads.

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