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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Time to Unwind

You’ve made your bed; now you’re supposed to lay in it. Unless you’re super-retarded, you have a full boat now and shouldn’t have anymore buying power. Therefore, you are supposed to, theoretically, take it easy. Let the working class find solace in knowing there are people like you out there, not hard at work, taking it easy for the rest of us (extra Dude).

After all, it’s Friday and you’re semi-rich.

As for the young punks who litter the comments section: GET BACK TO WORK (three strikes from my whip). You haven’t earned anything and do not deserve rest. Work until your brains fall out, or until you can afford to spend inordinate sums of money on the stupidest things man has to offer–not because you want to, but because you can (I just spent thousands on custom air vents).

I am up more than 1.1%, thanks to CRTO and EZPW. As I chill, I hope many in the third estate head over to their local pawn shops to borrow against stolen gold necklaces and wedding bands, preferably at EZPW.

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33 comments

  1. zookini

    Bought EZPW good find

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  2. the_wolf

    taking it easy,
    resting on your laurels,
    time for unwinding,
    This is for the weak, weak minded, unprepared, meek, and has lackadaisical implications, make no more effort than necessary,…..
    best to stay astute and perceptive, with a devious machiavellian slant, ready to rip throats out in desperate opportunity

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  3. the_wolf

    btw, whats up with all the owls ?

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    • The Fly

      Quit hatinf

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      • the_wolf

        no hate good sir,
        you are exceptionally & profoundly admired and well respected here,
        as deserved, professor fly
        (owls are cute, wolves are fierce)
        which would you rather be ; )

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        • The Fly

          Owl will eat the eyes of your wolf and piss on its babies

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          • ironbird

            Nice.

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          • the_wolf

            you,.. WERE….
            profoundly admired & well respected
            ; )
            my pack will take a perfidious sadist pleasure in viscously crunching up your owls heads in our gold and silvery teeth, all the while laughing as we poop our your cutesy owly bones ; )

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          • The Fly

            Unless your stupid wolves grow wings or wear jet packs, they’re not doing shit to my owls, who are chilling in the trees, just staring at you dumb shits, like “what?”

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          • the_wolf

            ok

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  4. speerothekid

    ‘extra dude’. fucking lol.

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  5. it is showtime

    Full Strength: SDOW
    Full Strength: UVXY

    (Port up 5% since Jan 1
    Give back 6 before I pick multiple nail gun
    shots as the everyman’s choice to rid myself…)

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  6. clock

    Fly said this YESTERDAY….

    “First let me start by saying, I am most bullish on CRTO and SALE out of all of my positions.”

    TODAY….
    CRTO Up $2.24 (5.23%)

    Grrrrrrrrreat Call Fly…

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  7. realpilot

    Custom air vents? Do they pass air better than the non custom varietal?

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  8. Mr. Cain Thaler

    It’s not that I hate making effortless money. But it would be nice if some of this new crop of cocky traders got their asses handed to them

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    • The Fly

      Agreed

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    • greencandle

      Agreed, I am a youngish investor/trader, have been active in the markets since 2004. It’s amazing how many people I know who are trying to play stocks alongside their day jobs. Just a month go I literally overheard two doormen at a hotel in Chicago talking stocks with each other. It will be interesting though now that shorting stocks isn’t such a mystery to the investing public with all the bearish ETF’s and such, to see what happens. If there is a bear market coming up soon, I think it will be very tricky and both bulls and bears on the retail side will lose.

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      • snoozemr

        green candle, although I am unfortunately a far cry from the envious title of “youngish investor/trader,” (mid 40s), don’t underestimate the ability of some individuals to play stocks alongside their day jobs. I have a very nice six figure ‘day job’, and I have been doing just that for quite some time. And most years I make significantly more trading than I do from the first job. Of course being self-employed makes this easier. As for bearish ETFs (e.g., HDG is a joke, VXX has a 15% premium although if used as a day trade, and along with XIV, it can be quite profitable). Shorting stocks should never have been a mystery, it is actually just as easy as going long a stock. And I’ve made a tidy sum shorting stocks such as JCP and Sears. Personally I see sideways before bear – and with such, even on the ‘retail side’ there are the some great long-short funds – O’Connor, Mainstay, Blackrock… And if there is a bear market – perhaps retail bulls and bears will lose – along with some professionals – but moving into cash, or gold, or UUP, is not a difficult process. I realize there are some e-trade warriors who probably get their ass handed to them very quickly, but they are usually out of the game in a year. As will be the permabulls when the market gets choppy. But even for us 2nd jobbers, there are no “good” or “bad” markets – as a great trader once told me – there is only up, down and sideways.

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        • greencandle

          I don’t underestimate peoples abilities to do that along side their jobs. Just an anecdotal comment on what I have been seeing. I’m not sure if it’s just my entering an age demographic where people are more interested in stocks, or the fact that we’ve had 5 years of a roaring bull market. But either way, most people I know are starting to get involved in the stock market even if they know nothing about it.

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  9. clock

    Fly, I know you sorta like GOGO….would you buy GOGO at todays price?

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  10. greencandle

    I encourage you to watch Hank: Five years from the brink, if you haven’t already

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  11. ironbird

    The absolute implosion of a person is in full view on Real Time. Bill has lost his fucking mind. Biblical enormous insanity display. Fascinating.

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  12. snoozemr

    50% in GEO at this point. prolly a divvy capture (6+q), but they beat on both sides and increased their forecast. May hold to at least get my 60 days. Something poetic about making money off prisoners.

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  13. gatorsun

    ANFI still long from old fly posting…theme still intact…like it

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  14. ironbird

    Interesting “capture” of the boss of Mexico this weekend. Would seem a trade has arrived. Possibly border defense. Drones and such? The news is a takeover war of the trade, erupting, supposedly.

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  15. snoozemr

    if he is not transferred to US custody he’ll “escape” within a week. Will prolly play like a bad episode of the Following.

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  16. ironbird

    Bill Maher has decided to light one million dollars on fire. Again.

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  17. gatorsun

    WAC did a to dip on this beaten down stock

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  18. real jesse livermore
    real jesse livermore

    Wow, you spent thousands on custom air vents. True happiness is not found in material things. I pity you and all the sycophants who constantly suck up to you on this site. Sad.

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    • ironbird

      True happiness is not found unless you can buy material things. Fuck off douche bag. Go play with little girls.

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