I’M GONNA GO BROOKLYN ON YOUR ASSES TOMORROW

Fun fact: Janet Yellen presides from my olde dwellings in the neighborhood of Bay Ridge Brooklyn, NY. She even went to the local high school, Fort Hamilton, which later on became a cesspool for the vagrants traveling from untoward parts of Sunset Park. Had I known she was from Brooklyn, I might have changed my mind about going to “extreme cash,” since people from Brooklyn are rather liberal. However, sometimes, every so often, they can stab you about the neck and chest for a pair of sneakers or even corduroys.

Hell, I recall being on the platform of the N/R train, in Bensonhurst, bearing witness to a pack of savages from FDR High School toss fellow children into the tracks, striking them with hammers, whilst singing “I’ve been working on the railroad.” True story.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I should begin buying stocks tomorrow, no matter what. I have 5 solid stocks, some distressed, others momo, that need to be purchased, regardless of whether Yellen stabs us in the neck of not.

Investing is for the living and cash feels like death.