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I AM GOING TO THE FEDERAL RESERVE TOMORROW

So I made it this far without offing myself because of missed opportunities. I might as well wait another whole day to see what our new Chief of the Fed will say. My best guess is more of the same. There isn’t a reason for her to bend to the caprices of the market into a rally. As new Fed head, she needs to show the market who’s boss. Ben did it when he got the nod and the market hated him for it. We longed for the days of Super Nerd Allan Greenspan. However, that affection soon morphed into uncontrollable rage, as citizens of the proletariat blamed him for the entirety of the financial crisis, via his insane rate hikes.

I don’t want to sound like a broken record; but it’s entirely possible that Yellen, for lack of a better phrase, is insane.

Something to chew on as you buy chinese burrito accounting suprises.

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25 comments

  1. Go Show Carlo the Tree
    Go Show Carlo the Tree

    Say hi to melted frosty the snowman face for me

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  2. ironbird

    Scary pic the longer one stares at it the less and less it appears human.

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  3. mickeyrobbie

    I see an aged Martha Stewart

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  4. youknowitsme

    I see a Wizard of Oz munchkin

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  5. nd4spdgt

    Honest question: not challenging your bearish theory, but apart from a correction, what would it take in the market for you to abandon it and embrace being back in bull territory?

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  6. tradercaddy

    She is insane because of the mercury fillings in her teeth and from what I can see that would be just about all of the teeth (at least the ones that aren’t covered by dentures).

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  7. mr.partridge

    I think being bearish here is might be a bit too early… end of March and April yes. JMHO of course

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  8. matt_bear

    i bet she shows up to the meeting with a nice tray of delectable little finger food snacks to pass around.

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  9. Formerly DMG

    Didn’t Yellen use to play Grandpa on The Munsters?

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  10. bood

    long life to the new yellowen.

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  11. http://tinyurl.com/l8yhtxx

    Nice article!

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  12. johnny

    Gold is where the action is. 1300 by end of the day tomorrow. Hello ms. Yellen

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  13. Marc David

    Everytime I see that photo I think she’s saying “Has anybody seen my broom?”

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  14. THE_WOLF

    when you go to the fed, will you take some magic “DUST” with you ?

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