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Profiling a Winning Chinese Lottery Ticket

Luckily for you, I’ve cordoned off all of the chinese stocks, like the savage animals that they are, inside of The PPT, to gawk at them like falcons in an aviary. I’ve had this arrangement with the celestials since the beginning of time, since I started The PPT. No one really knows what to expect from them. Half of them are liars, and the other half are fixing to lie. But the market is fascinated by them, for the moment, like cocaine stocks inside of a marijuana vending machine.

As you drink large vats of craft beer, getting fat around the midriff, “The Fly” has been toiling over his laptop (apple, the big one, BOSS), looking for common denominators in recent chinese lottery winning tickets.

By golly, I think I’ve found one.

The biggest winner has been VISN, up 901% over the past 6 months. It has -14% revenue growth, 4.6 million shares in its float, profitable, micro cap and a good balance sheet. There is nothing redeeming about VISN, whatsoever, yet it’s up 901% over the past 6 months.

The point: you’re looking for the wrong catalysts. These are low float lottery tickets. We are simply here to rip a trade, be gone, buy a house with the proceeds. By partaking in this gamble, we might get caught flat flooted, every once in awhile. But we are men and know full well the risks involved when playing the lottery.

Let’s cut to the chase. I’m gonna give you some names, stocks that I feel have the profile to get going, chinese burrito lottery style.

ZA
CNTF
CCSC
CCCL
ZX
MCOX
CYOU
WBAI
HGSH
HTHT
NOAH
MONT
LITB
CCIH


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18 comments

  1. RaginCajun

    you forgot AMCF. I’m buying that one tomorrow.

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  2. steel man

    you forgot CSUN

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  3. brian

    Thank God NQ did not make that list.

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  4. traderbh

    The list is endless, well said.

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  5. ironbird

    Dang. DANG did not make the list. Must be a mistake. Chinese Enchirito’s are even better.

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  6. bood

    been in cmfo from the .025s’. another one that’s payin and not finished

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  7. ironbird

    Senor Fly any reason the Chinese burrito’s are the only ones? Seems the other dollar a day slave labor camps or other shithole country would have some as well. Why no Vietnam or Africa(insert country) burrito’s? Also why are the actual china indexes with actual china stocks that represent actual companies such dogs?

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  8. cduncan76

    Not a Chinese burrito, but hungry again for Chinese food….
    ANGI upgraded to ‘strong buy’
    Suck it, shorts

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  9. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    BITA is the best valued STOCK OF THE ORIENT.

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  10. sandwich

    Thanks for the list Sir Fly

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  11. matt_bear

    i really like this. because the average person has no clue, and no desire to trade these kinds of stocks. So while your dentist will make 5-6% this year, the gentlemen of the highest order will pull in 50%+ while they’re all wondering how.

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  12. qeinfinity

    I’ve got a golden ticket! (TPI)

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