It’s so tempting to buy EXK and AG down here. After all, the dollar “isn’t worth anything” and “hard currencies” are the way to go, have been for thousands of years. I find it mildly amusing that the misfits from Bitcoin have accomplished what the miscreants who own gold/silver have tried to accomplish in a little more than 1 year.
Here we are, 5 years removed from the financial crisis, and gold/silver have gone nowhere. It is the very definition of dead money.
These near term spikes are ALWAYS sold and the miners are the very worst investments you could possible imagine. I am NOT a buyer of them here or there. I am NOT a buyer of them anywhere. I don’t like them in a box, or with a fox, or with jam or with a ham. I do not like them at all and rather play with toilet paper inside of a bathroom stall.
Top picks: BALT, YELP, GMCR
Both GIMO and RBCN have stalled; but I am a very patient man.
About 70% of stocks are lower today, which is the cause for apathetic indifference on behalf of traders nationwide. Most people I quiz have resigned for the year, content with their gains, happily fat and plump from a spectacular 2013. However, there is still work to be done and a good stock picker can make this tape his own, just by paying attention to the details.
For example: both GMCR and YELP want to go higher. All they need is a little push, and it’s lights out for the shorts. Also, the other day I sold 60k NSTG at $13. I got filled within 5 minutes, which shocked me, since the stock is illiquid. As soon as I saw that, I held off on any other sales, knowing there was a big buyer out there. Lo and behold, the stock continues to press forward.
The details matter and you can’t see this sort of stuff on your stupid charts.
DRYS and BALT are the best plays in the shippers now. Both stocks are steady, as rates climb and competitors GNK and EGLE get taken to the woodshed. If I didn’t own BALT, I’d be a buyer of DRYS with both hands. They have the biggest exposure to the Capes.
Hey, on a side note, did you know WBAI is literally a chinese lottery play? Something tells me the Gods mock me with this offering. Perhaps I should buy it?
Rumors are flying that GMCR will partner up with KO for a soft drink offering. Dry Bulk shipping rates are soaring again, led by Capes. Of course this is bullish for BALT and DRYS. People aren’t buying just yet because of the damage being done at EGLE and GNK. Both companies are impaired and need to restructure. For the life of me, I don’t know why EGLE didn’t do a secondary when the stock was at $9.
TWTR is the story stock this week and I regret not getting in. Nonetheless, as the valuation increases, so should YELP’s. Naturally, I am more bullish on YELP than any other social media stock, so I am pleased.
I’m up 0.8% this morning and there isn’t a thing that can stop this market from running higher.
Pardon my tardiness, as I was out assisting the christmas light installers this morning.
I saw a great film the other day, titled The Man from Earth. For those of you who enjoy movies that make you think, see this one. I promise you will not be disappointed.
I managed to make 0.13% today, thanks to GMCR, GIMO and YELP. I got my balls on the line with BALT and feel confident in my eventual success.
I am penning, typing rather, this blog for the vast swaths of locust investors, who’ve been maneuvering for a collapse. You shall not see it in 2013, nor 2014. You are wasting time and money by going against the trends. There isn’t an event that is going to thrust the bit coiners onto the centre stage. The Max Keisers of the world will remain, indefinitely, in the communist ‘fag box‘– eagerly awaiting satisfaction for the wasted years of fear mongering.
You will have to wait longer than you ever imagined.
What do these people really know about poverty, putting the tripe of our society on a moral pedestal? While you might dislike the very rich, due to their savage business dealings, the poor aren’t any better. Instead of taking away your jobs, the poor will take away your lives, or bash you over the head with a bottle of malted liquor. You cannot wish to have the dumbest and laziest factions of society leading a rebellion to enact change. The change you will get will be more severe than anything you could’ve ever imagined.
Do not romanticize the French Revolution, for it devolved into complete anarchy, spearheaded by the very worst their civilization had to offer. The poor should be helped by putting them on their feet, giving them opportunity to sustain themselves, instead of sucking off the government tit. However, they should never be placed atop a moral high ground, considered “good, hard working, folks” who only endeavor to feed their families and live the ‘American dream.” Nothing could be further than the truth.
They are a greedy and jealous people, coveting thy neighbors wives, and would gladly slide a blade across your neck for a pair of Air Jordan’s.
Homies, airlines and silver stocks are leading the rally, not exactly mainstream stuff here. Although, and I’ve said this before, homies are the perfect sector to rally behind, to feel good about the economy getting better. It’s also worth noting, they perform best during the months of Dec-Feb, with December, by far, the best month of the year to be long.
I bet you think I’m just saying that, making it all up.
Well, jerk, I compiled the seasonality stats of all the homebuilders and have generously provided this data for years, inside The PPT.
I’m down 0.6% today, with weakness in BALT. I’m on pause here (no homo), simply vegetating the day away, waiting for something spectacular to happen. In the meantime, you should all take advantage of After Hours with Option Addict this week, as he will be giving a crash course lesson on options.
SYY bought privately held US Foods this morning, sending SYY +10%. Bizarre. Refiners were upgraded at numerous investment banks, further twisting the ALJ blade into my abdomen. I just can’t let this one go.
GMCR is edging up in pre-market and the BDI was up again this morning. I am seeing lots of reasons to be bullish today. There is a certain smell of risk in the air, heading into the New Year, but first pagan XMAS.
MCD sucks because their food is poisonous. Once again, I am long term bearish on all poisonous food retailers, like MCD, Burger King and YUM. I am, however, constructive on CMG, SBUX and PNRA.
Speaking of coffee: coffee, the commodity, is off by 65% in recent years, obviously a giant boon for companies like SBUX, GMCR and SJM. I am bullish on GMCR because the laws of nature dictate short sellers have no choice but to capitulate.
We are coming down the home stretch now and bonuses are at stake, pal. Your local hedge fund managers would prefer to make $100 mill for the year, instead of a paltry $75 million. We’ve had a great run in equities, but some have missed out. These creatures are simply hiding beneath the stairs, drinking wine until they’re too tired and stupid to figure out the market.
Well, a whole slew of them will be crawling out from the stairs this week, in the hopes of salvaging their careers. To underperform in a +30% SPY year means your career is over and you will most likely join the ranks of Obama’s unemployed.
So, as you can see, there is work to be done.
At this very moment, they are running screens, just like the one I am about to show you now. They need stocks that are trending up, since there isn’t any time for reversals. In addition, bigger funds will demand large cap names and liquidity in the form of average daily volume. These hot shots need to get in as fast as they intend to get out. They might even hold some special meeting to “unveil” said picks, in order to “Ackman” their returns.
Lastly, they want said stocks to be heavily shorted, for two reasons.
1. Additional liquidity will be added to names, as shorts cover.
2. As natural buyers pile into the stock, shorts might panic, cover, and cause the shares to explode to the upside.
Here are the stocks that fit this criteria, courtesy of The PPT.
Today’s gorilla run was a mere Hors d’oeuvre of things to come. Absent from today’s rally were numerous momo names and it’s worth noting the breadth was tepid, at 74%. However, that’s what makes it so medieval. You will leave today feeling a sense of escape, almost victory, being that your shorts were barely touched.
Then you will walk into work on Monday and receive castration.
Greetings fellow pagans from aboard the iBC pirate vessel, The SS CLAWHAMMER. I offer salutations and stock picks on this fine Friday. I sold some of my NSTG position and have reallocated the funds into GMCR.
Coffee, for the win, despite what David Einhorn thinks.
