Twitter Has Topped!

All of you Twitter chasers should now shift your focus away from it and to RBCN. Why not? The stock is extraordinarily undervalued, based upon a futuristic, hypothetical business of course. Or, if RBCN is a little too dicey for your taste, why not plunge your chopped sticks into the YY noodle soup? I hear it’s delicious.

Now that the market is up 30%, I have to deal with market geniuses, who happen to have money under my management. Men with bad haircuts and stupid ties telling me where to set stop losses and how being +100% for the year “just isn’t good enough.” There is a comeuppance coming and it’s just around the corner. All of you bold and jejune types will feel the wrath of Mother Market, in all of her glorious correcting ways.

I think it makes sense to start moving sideways, like a crab, away from the market. The sort of euphoria we are witnessing in 3-D stocks, and Twitter, as well as a dozen or so chinese burrito stocks, is unsustainable. The broad consensus is to be long because stocks cannot go lower, a dangerous way to think about speculation indeed.

Even still, I’ve been fully invested, as well as leveraged, for more than 9 months now. I cannot find it in my black heart to sell just yet, since I am hoping for the Gods of speculation to visit some of my holdings before the year is done.

Might I interest you in a little OWW or LITB?