The Lord knows that I try to get through to many of you, thick skulled primates dressed in working attire. For the life of me I don’t know how many of you function. I imagine that your housing tenements are roach infested havens for rats and other vermin. The internet is a place where you go to write graffiti, throw a few farts, then leave. Well, let me remind you, I am publishing literature here that will be viewed for centuries. I will outlive you all. Through the immortality of the pen, I will vanquish my enemies with great spite and spin them atop giant needles rooted in the ground.
You’re all very obsessed with the price of things, are you not? You affix artificial time horizons to ideas that do not make sense in the first place. One of you heathens mocked my YELP sale yesterday. I bet you’re not mocking me today.
Investing, like all important things in life, is an art form. There are few certainties, aside from the renowned PPT oversold signal, and most of you are throwing whiffled balls into the wind.
You’re all waiting for the Federal Reserve chief, very much interested in what he has to say. You will respond to his words immediately, then forget all about it tomorrow, as if he said nothing at all. Your brains can fit inside of my rubics cube.
Try to mock me for being a supporter of shipping vessels, an industry rich with history and tradition. Feel free to make uninformed guesses and post them into the comments section of this site. I very much appreciate the richness of your idiotic banter.
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JO this is still looking okay for a swing long as the tape attempts not to top out.
was YELP overbought on PPT or something?
Silence. I am reading.
Fly,
What book are you reading? What’s next on your list?
Reading the sun also rises by hemingway
great book.
I would recommend Sinclair Lews – It Can’t Happen Here
Gee, what a horrible rant – But you’re right – I am an idiot mostly for wasting my time to read this
Then leave Ivan. No one is forcing you to bother me with your drivel.
Great post
Aye Aye there Captain!
“whiffled balls” no?
Thanks for the correction
a lot of scared and weak money in the momo names.
YOU BE QUIET, HEATHEN!
Very happy yesterday. Not so much today.
buy some bitcoin, go to the darkweb and buy some illegal chemicals, thats a possible remedy but your mileage may vary…
Do not ever comment on this site again.
*ash*
I want to get in on this action! Hey man.. Who raped Ford? Just when I thought it was safe. Face down. Wondering why my rump hurts. Merry Christmas you bunch of elves.
American cars suck.
Tesla is an American auto company tho
Marc’s too jacked to ride in some little foreign POS.
@MD, You called this back when it was under $9. Amazing win Marc, one of my best follows/trades this year. I appreciate your conviction earlier in the year, kept me in for a nice ride
pun not intended but still fun
mr tropicana , we’re likely going to see a selloff on feds announce ( if it comes ) ..
the market will resolve this in few days though ..
“The intense debate over the virtues of quantitative easing is really meaningless. It has failed to accomplish any goals because the Fed does not take direct action. It offset the quantitative easing by creating an excess reserve facility paying 0.25%. Banks have over $2 trillion deposited there risk free. So while the Fed “bought” bonds to lower long-term rates, it then replaced that avenue with a boulevard allowing banks to sell their junk bonds to the Fed and then park the cash on which they then paid them interest. The idea this would “stimulate” the economy has proven to be false because the banks failed to lend the money out.”
Vanquish *mine* enemies
Nobody knows what you’re talking about.
i love it when people use ‘weak hands’ and ‘momo’ in the same sentence..there is no such thing in momo names, only computer algos that move alot faster than you can rationalize the current move.
different funds and mm use different algos . bernanke use different algos too.
Who else is gonna get swole today!
You must hate early Jan. when the weak handed New year resolute invade your gym.
Outta Control Swole
Jennifer is having a field day on Stocktwits… (s)he is talking alone and almost doing selfies.. 🙂
Bernanke has been following the Zimbabwe Central Bank in printing to prosperity – works every time. Print more, Ben.
TAPER!
looks like the bernankes know how to taper vix too .. no bears with no vix
rally time ..
Opex fuckery everywhere.
Love how the turds on CNBC are now pro-taper. In any event, I managed to nail a 3% gain on XIV over the course of 5 minutes. Good day, sirs.
it’s quite a time ( years ) i do not watch cnbc
You should all be pro-taper. That would mean that a cyclical bull market is upon us as the economy grows and corporate America continues its resiliance.
+1
Wanna read a really good book? Try “The Liberty Amendments” by Mark Levin. Leave that so-called “classic” literature to rot on some musty library shelf.
What a bourgeoisie comment.
The only books worth reading are the classics. I’ll stick to what I do and you can stick to nonsense.
And people wonder why America is losing its ranking in educated citizenry as compared to other Westernized nations
Ben is the new Greenspan. We await the Yellen ukase.
YELP!
You are quite the butthole surfer I imagine.
Thanks for the hat tip, CF!
EUO this looks ready.
what a move by the Maestro of all Maestro’s .. brilliant move ! Goldilox lives !