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IMPOSSIBLE TO REMEDY

The Lord knows that I try to get through to many of you, thick skulled primates dressed in working attire. For the life of me I don’t know how many of you function. I imagine that your housing tenements are roach infested havens for rats and other vermin. The internet is a place where you go to write graffiti, throw a few farts, then leave. Well, let me remind you, I am publishing literature here that will be viewed for centuries. I will outlive you all. Through the immortality of the pen, I will vanquish my enemies with great spite and spin them atop giant needles rooted in the ground.

You’re all very obsessed with the price of things, are you not? You affix artificial time horizons to ideas that do not make sense in the first place. One of you heathens mocked my YELP sale yesterday. I bet you’re not mocking me today.

Investing, like all important things in life, is an art form. There are few certainties, aside from the renowned PPT oversold signal, and most of you are throwing whiffled balls into the wind.

You’re all waiting for the Federal Reserve chief, very much interested in what he has to say. You will respond to his words immediately, then forget all about it tomorrow, as if he said nothing at all. Your brains can fit inside of my rubics cube.

Try to mock me for being a supporter of shipping vessels, an industry rich with history and tradition. Feel free to make uninformed guesses and post them into the comments section of this site. I very much appreciate the richness of your idiotic banter.

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53 comments

  1. ironbird

    JO this is still looking okay for a swing long as the tape attempts not to top out.

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  2. chief keef

    was YELP overbought on PPT or something?

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  3. Ivan

    Gee, what a horrible rant – But you’re right – I am an idiot mostly for wasting my time to read this

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  4. zookini

    Great post

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  5. theKid

    Aye Aye there Captain!

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  6. clegger_2000

    “whiffled balls” no?

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  7. matt_bear

    a lot of scared and weak money in the momo names.

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  8. godsdog

    buy some bitcoin, go to the darkweb and buy some illegal chemicals, thats a possible remedy but your mileage may vary…

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  9. matt_bear

    *ash*

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  10. Marc David

    I want to get in on this action! Hey man.. Who raped Ford? Just when I thought it was safe. Face down. Wondering why my rump hurts. Merry Christmas you bunch of elves.

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  11. bood

    mr tropicana , we’re likely going to see a selloff on feds announce ( if it comes ) ..
    the market will resolve this in few days though ..

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  12. martin armstrong

    “The intense debate over the virtues of quantitative easing is really meaningless. It has failed to accomplish any goals because the Fed does not take direct action. It offset the quantitative easing by creating an excess reserve facility paying 0.25%. Banks have over $2 trillion deposited there risk free. So while the Fed “bought” bonds to lower long-term rates, it then replaced that avenue with a boulevard allowing banks to sell their junk bonds to the Fed and then park the cash on which they then paid them interest. The idea this would “stimulate” the economy has proven to be false because the banks failed to lend the money out.”

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  13. Mr. President

    Vanquish *mine* enemies

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  14. azulgrana

    i love it when people use ‘weak hands’ and ‘momo’ in the same sentence..there is no such thing in momo names, only computer algos that move alot faster than you can rationalize the current move.

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  15. Marc David

    Who else is gonna get swole today!

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  16. halloweenpleb

    Jennifer is having a field day on Stocktwits… (s)he is talking alone and almost doing selfies.. 🙂

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  17. Louie

    Bernanke has been following the Zimbabwe Central Bank in printing to prosperity – works every time. Print more, Ben.

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  18. Maracka Flacka Flame
    Maracka Flacka Flame

    TAPER!

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  19. bood

    looks like the bernankes know how to taper vix too .. no bears with no vix

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  20. bood

    rally time ..

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  21. Steak

    Love how the turds on CNBC are now pro-taper. In any event, I managed to nail a 3% gain on XIV over the course of 5 minutes. Good day, sirs.

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  22. TheHarper

    You should all be pro-taper. That would mean that a cyclical bull market is upon us as the economy grows and corporate America continues its resiliance.

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  23. sniper6

    Wanna read a really good book? Try “The Liberty Amendments” by Mark Levin. Leave that so-called “classic” literature to rot on some musty library shelf.

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  24. budh

    Ben is the new Greenspan. We await the Yellen ukase.

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  25. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    YELP!

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  26. Boss Jim Gettys

    Thanks for the hat tip, CF!

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  27. ironbird

    EUO this looks ready.

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  28. juice

    what a move by the Maestro of all Maestro’s .. brilliant move ! Goldilox lives !

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