iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HORRIBLE ATROCITIES AFFLICT ME

I know you’re smirking from the confines of your housing tenements, laughing at Le Fly aka Plutonium Petey whilst cutting coupons and exchanging food stamps for packs of menthol cigarettes. That’s alright, as the world has a way of restoring balance.

Do you know how many times I’ve had my back pinned to the wall? I recall occasions when things looked so bad it was comical. I’d go from pulling out my hair to laughing hysterically, maddened by the stock market–very dark and sinister indeud.

So many times I’ve been discarded for trash, thrown to the wayside, only to be resurrected from the ashes, spiralling high into the sky to rain lightening bolts upon the heads and necks of my enemies.

I dare you to bet against me. Go ahead and discard me, like a perfectly healthy baby girl in Shenzen.

Into the bell, as the market sucks the skin off stocks, I am down 0.2%.

Laugh at me and I’ll punch your face off, break your jaw and curb stomp your skeleton into dust.

I feel like punching myself into the scrotum for missing NTRI. I knew it was gonna go.

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22 comments

  1. kapitalist

    In the words of “The Dude”, strikes and gutters. The stock market as in life is all about streaks. Anyone who has been a long time reader knows better than to call out a fellow trader when winnings aren’t presenting themselves. I finally made my first winning picks today in a couple of long weeks. I believe in the Fly and look forward to your bashing the faces of simple peons.

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  2. green machine

    After BALT reports, then you will be super famous.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM

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  3. danny1980

    Fly are BALT’s earnings tomorrow or some other ambiguous date yet to be determined?

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  4. matt_bear

    Yelp shares will be cheaper tomorrow.

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  5. The Fly

    TRLA- BOOM

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    • sia

      yeah, but its just back to where it was 4 days ago. not a big run in TRLA

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  6. kg

    At least it’s your back against the wall.

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  7. kg

    Your old friend BWLD… BABOOM

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  8. ironbird

    What is wrong with wti? No demand?

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  9. gatorsun

    fly always wins overall..no suck up..just fact

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  10. aeropush

    The Dragging of Skulls await those who short the FLY.

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  11. flyaway17

    Dips in Apple are buying opportunities, I’m watching for the opportunity to add to my position, as I tell my students who hate getting up early to be at school on time: short-term pain results in long-term pain.

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  12. danny1980

    @Green Machine; my god I almost choked watching that video. Funniest I’ve seen in awhile “Very Super Famous….lol

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  13. razorsedge

    tiny bubbles , short….. i invented a new soft drink today…i taste just like a ham n cheese on rye…i just got a little problem gettin it out of the bottle…fed will raise the taper…? prices falling whaaaat!!!!!!

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  14. gordielachance

    I’m only 14 so will have to wait 4 more years before trying my first menthol. My parents shop at Costco, so no coupon clipping in this household (interesting fact: they automatically clip for you at the register).

    As for food stamps: a few weeks back, my card didn’t register on the first swipe at Dean and DeLuca. The woman behind the register asked me whether I was trying to pay with food stamps. I responded with a “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” And yes, my mother washed my mouth out with a bar of soap once we returned to the basement of our housing tenement (extra rent controlled)

    Time to trash the Zuckerberg clothing or can I wait a few more years?

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  15. one-eighty

    First year anniversary of Hurricane Sandy today and some insurance companies have still not settled.

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