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One Could Only Hope For Carnage

Bring them in. You know this isn’t going to stick. Everything you’ve come to know is meaningless. The market runs on nuclear vapors (extra USU) and no matter how dire the situation may appear, it rises again and again and again. It’s the relentlessness of the ascent that boggles the mind, causing us to run for cover at the first sight of panic.

Fear is the most powerful emotion of the human anatomy. It makes us do things we thought we never would. In this case, the fear is decidedly on the side of the short seller, the guy who knows what true carnage is–because he’s been a party to its baseness for the better part of 4 years.

The Nasdaq is down a point, YELP is hitting new highs, and I am cowering in the shadows like a eunuch witnessing a man speed chopping carrots atop a table with his penis on it.

I am begging you, all of the gods (old and the new), bring down this market, to its knees, and I will buy it all. Sadly, my prayers are often ignored in this regard.

It’s time to start buying stocks again.

 

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17 comments

  1. TraderCaddy

    Is it the Sham Wow guy with the Speed Chopper?
    http://youtu.be/rUbWjIKxrrs

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  2. TraderCaddy

    And by the way please try to limit the use of the words “penis” and “testicle” (you have been using them quite a bit lately- especially with the word “chop”).
    My inguinal hernia would appreciate it.
    Thanks.

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  3. Jason

    You’ll get it Monday

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  4. mystos

    If fear IS the most powerful emotion of the human anatomy then the addition of ‘lust’ and ‘greed’ would make a perfect triangle.

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  5. Hattery

    Get ready for fiscal policy to be in charge again rather than monetary policy…
    Why did 0bama give Ben the boot? Because interest rates are a big cause for concern for pension funds, especially in a time when Detroit can’t afford their huge pensions. Also, Obama loves an excuse to spend and raise revenue, so he wants a fed chair who has his back and encourages govt spending to “stimulate” the economy rather than stimulating through low interest rates and QE and POMO. Of course, low taxes is supposed to be done to stimulate via fiscal policy, but it won’t happen with Obama in office.

    What does this mean for markets? Probably volatility as a huge shift in policy takes place, higher interest rates, and a shift out of bonds as the principal is reduced and into corporate paper and dividend paying stocks long term, with high risks of much higher volatility than we have seen lately.

    Just my take, but my hunch is that Summers will be the next fed chair.

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  6. Funny Paranoid Retard
    Funny Paranoid Retard

    The damn time travelers are changing history to mess with our minds!!!

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  7. Mr. President

    I humbly suggest you remove the shine from the new iBC logo. This beautiful site would pair well with a flat logo.

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  8. razorsedge

    http://youtu.be/bT7rdn3ypiM

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  9. ROBERTO A COHEN

    LOL I pity all you legit traders.

    brb millions in the ceiling with my all- star trading partner , Felix, frontrunning tech stocks with insider information.

    Currently swimming in a pool filled with tequila and a couple 10/10 models.

    such is life when you have 8.9 trillion AUM

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