iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GOD DAMN IT!

I box watched all day long, hardly any breaks–nothing. I’m here thinking to myself: all of my friends are on vacation, getting fat and stupid, and I am here, literally in my basement–watching the box. To boot, it’s not even interesting.

Watching IMMR makes me want to take a blade and cut myself, just to make sure I’m still alive.

Do you know what I am going to do now?

I am going to the backyard to big dig a big (I am so mad, I can’t even write right), giant, stupid hole–and plant a tree in it. The mexicans are not the only one’s who can take shovel to dirt. Might I add, I used to tend to the garden, until I realized only slaves do that. I am a slave to no one, especially you little trollops.

I made a little bit of money today; but that doesn’t interest me–at all. I am pissed off. Today was one of those days that etched curse words into my black soul. It made me feel like I am wasting time, hamster wheeling in the basement like a troll.

Let me just say this and I mean it: if my stocks don’t go buckwild to the upside tomorrow, I am planning a vacation straight away. I haven’t gone on vacation for two years. Now I have this stupid dog to look after and the local kennel charges human being hotel rates. I hate them on principle.

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32 comments

  1. Half Blood Pope
    Half Blood Pope

    Cabin fever has gotten the best of you mate (no homo). Enjoy the garden work and feel the insignificance of your being.

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  2. No More Swearing
    No More Swearing

    has left the building … errr basement.

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    • lol

      I’ve heard TV bleep out one of those two words but not the other…. You never know if its the G^* Damn it, or the God €£%! It.

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  3. flyaway18

    I check the market on my Z10 and go about my life, is this not an option?

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  4. Jeff

    Let us bring back the gayest of all words:

    STAYCATION.

    The Fly needs a Staycation. Hahahahaah!!!!!!

    Roll a few pinners and go for a late night drive.

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    • The Next New Cat Thing
      The Next New Cat Thing

      I thought the gayest of words was:

      Cock-tails!!

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  5. PostApocalypticTrader
    PostApocalypticTrader

    I have spent several summer doldrum days watching charts when my holdings would only trade sideways. For that reason we are constructing a large wishing well in the yard, into which I will place potted hopium flowers that I can then stare out the window at when the charts are having a boring day.

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  6. flyaway18

    I bought more Apple today. UNXL is oversold via the PPT, but I am hoping for a steeper dip. I bought some JOEZ today, Sooz has always had an eye for retail so I’m jumping in.

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    • Mr. Partridge

      Funny I was looking at JOEZ today and bought KORS and LULU instead… both are already in green 🙂 …
      did you see my UGAZ trade… sometimes it just works.

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      • Mr. Partridge

        Bought LINE today too

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      • Sooz

        I thought you bought LULU at this level just days before it took a dive to $60 at which time I added back share and posted exact entry at that very moment.(Acquired 06/21/2013)somewhere on these pages..
        Well, I’d have thought you stopped out, Goldsocks?
        ((wtf)) do I know..(?)

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      • Sooz

        here you go..,Goldsocks.
        posted on Chess blog just seconds after I initiated this buy. I’ll let you look it up..;)

        06/21/2013 YOU BOUGHT
        LULU LULULEMON ATHLETICA INC COM STK USD0.01
        Price: $60.015

        beautiful scoop!

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  7. snoozemr

    i like UCP breaking down below the syndicate on its IPO. I like it under 14, but will wait another day to see if it goes lower. Volume should dry up after the IPO (7-8 mill or so) closes. Reminds me of TXTR on day one,although UCP held first day a little better than TXTR did.

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  8. fake amish

    Build a massive city in the worlds worst weather and bankruptcy would seem expected. How it took Detroit so long to blow up is the only mystery.

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  9. Juice

    😀 Carl Icahn has changed his tune with regards to Ackman, saying at a CNBC conference yesterday, –

    “I like Bill Ackman now, I turned my thinking. Any guy who makes me a quarter of a billion dollars, I like.”

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    • The Fly

      I posted clip this morning.

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      • lol

        It was Ackman’s “initiation” into the “friends of Ichan” club.

        HARH HARH

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        • lol

          Damn!
          Icahn….

          isuck, this Ispell, iscrewed me… Iwouldfire Tim Cook if Icould and place all the iblame on Ihim

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  10. Formerly

    Maybe time to move back to NYC? Suburbs way overrated.

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  11. Mister Jinx

    It’s good to go moderately apeshit sometimes.

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  12. Gerard

    Treat the dog with kindness and he’ll run a 7 mile fart lick to the store to buy you scotch. Treat the dog with harm and he will take a dump on your favorite pair of loafers. Moral of the story is sometimes you need to pinch a loaf to buy new loafers. Take 1 block 3 and 4. Take 5 block 6 take 7 and 8

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  13. Hawaiifive0

    You know .. you probably do need a vacation.

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  14. gatorsun

    So Detroit is blaming its bankruptcy on warm weather?

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  15. ramrod

    THE FLY IS FULL OF BULL-THE FLY WINS AGAIN AND AND HE KNOWS IT AND WILL BAIL OUT THE MOTOR CITY !

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  16. Mike

    Funny read, today wasn’t the hottest for me either, I hear you on that hamster wheel.

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  17. Jacked Rabbit

    Good job, good effort.

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  18. metalleg

    So you made the same mistake I made recently. What breed?

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  19. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    If you aren’t farming then who is tending to your much publicized carrot crop?

    Hire someone off of $ANGI (nice sale by the way) to tend it for you.

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  20. Yabollox

    Chill pill….

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  21. fake amish

    Charles Barkley gave one of the best interviews of all time to grandma titties today. Brilliant takes on life and current events. Sanity at it’s best.

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  22. RaginCajun

    I cut myself today to see if I still bleed

    Success is so sublime, got to do that from time to time so I don’t lose my mind.

    The struggle is so defined.

    -Hov

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