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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Bungie Jump Punching into Bill Ackman’s Face

Dr. Fly Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:42am EST 14 Comments

Imagine you jumped off a mountain with a bungie cord attached to your leg. At the bottom of the mountain is Bill Ackman’s face, and you have boxing gloves on. That’s what I am doing now, long HLF. Carl Icahn is killing the guy and the squeeze is most definitely on.

It’s worth noting, Icahn has a beard now, which tells me he is ready for war and likely carrying a rambo knife on his person.

There isn’t anyone “The Fly” likes more than Carl ‘give me your damn company’ Icahn.

Moving on, I am up another 1.4% this morning, still leveraged at 125%, +40% for the year now–pal.

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14 comments

  1. clegger_2000
    clegger_2000
    July 18, 2013 at 10:42 am

    friendo…

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  2. maxxpayme
    maxxpayme
    July 18, 2013 at 10:44 am

    rockem sockem robots! Kill em Fly!

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  3. ramrod
    ramrod
    July 18, 2013 at 10:52 am

    The Fly is God-Oh Fuck it! God damn you God damn you God damn you for winning-mommy mommy mommy he beat me again-waah-waah-waah

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  4. TheHarper
    TheHarper
    July 18, 2013 at 10:52 am

    “With all modesty, I think I have a better record than he has”

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  5. Juice
    Juice
    July 18, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Icahn still bad-ass at 77

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  6. Jules
    Jules
    July 18, 2013 at 10:56 am

    LOL! Soon we can replace ‘you’ with Mike Tyson and boxing gloves with brass knuckles.

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  7. Ray Donovan
    Ray Donovan
    July 18, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Relaxer all warshed out…FRO in full blowout!! Whats the impetus??

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  8. RaginCajun
    RaginCajun
    July 18, 2013 at 10:58 am

    Well done.

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  9. gatorsun
    gatorsun
    July 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

    OA putting on a clinic today….GMCR FSLR crazy ass gains

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  10. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack
    July 18, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Thanks for the update, pal!

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  11. Yabollox
    Yabollox
    July 18, 2013 at 11:30 am

    If it was a bike race, I think Bill might win.

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  12. charlie
    charlie
    July 18, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Winship.

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  13. LouPedulla
    LouPedulla
    July 18, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Are you really up 40% YTD or are you trying to impress your wife? I think this calls for a nice bottle of wine and dinner. Maybe a little dancing.

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  14. Gerard
    Gerard
    July 18, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Quiet; second time asking, don’t make me ask a third.

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