iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,473 Blog Posts

Welcome to My Plantation

I’m looking for some trades amidst recent ipos. You might want to draw up some screens and bear witness to the bat-shit that is taking place there. Stocks are only going higher, which is great–because I am long.

My biggest winner, for the day, is AMBA. I bet you didn’t buy any when it dropped. You were too busy buying TZA because you like to lose money.

And another thing: stop thanking me for your wins. I don’t care about your wins. I am pleased that someone out there is listening to reason. If you want to show your appreciation for the site and my pimp hand, go knock on your neighbors door and make them visit the site. iBankCoin needs to get a lot bigger, and fast. I’m not making any direct threats to any of you–mainly because everything I do is indirect, subtle. “The Fly” is a man of gracious indifference, a leader for the people who doesn’t care about the poor and crippled– or the struggles of third tier bloggers.

If you’re unable to attain traffic it’s because no one likes you. That’s it. It’s very simple.

When you were a kid and asked that really hot girl out to the movies and she said no, it was because she didn’t like you. The same thing applies to web traffic and text messages.

Look at all of the money I am making. Do you think I am happy?

Of course I am you silly bastard. Do you know how expensive it is to live out here amongst these greedy monsters, paying these absurd taxes and raising 3 kids? If I was poor, I’d be miserable, destitute, sort of like that Davian guy minus all of the theft and fraud.

Back to work (whips lash).

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24 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    You may want to train the OSC to burn http://www.ibankcoin.com into the lawns of select neigborhoods in the tri-state area.

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  2. Ray Donovan

    My FRO seems to be going WITH oil..hmmmm??

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  3. OG

    Interesting. I stopped following that Davian guy awhile back. I remember a couple of his picks were short GMCR and OSTK though.

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  4. PostApocalypticTrader
    PostApocalypticTrader

    At least your child-rearing expenses won’t include excessive travel costs for weekend visitation plane tickets when those rugrats go off to Princeton down the road.

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  5. Jules

    Do your children live in fear of your wrath?

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  6. flyaway18

    Where is Sooz when looking for an opine on one of her favorite retailers who just tanked? My guess is she was at the trough scooping up shares?

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    • Sooz

      Already addressed in the moment and amongst these pages..
      ;))

      As you know, Val, I hit that one out of the park some 17mths ago and have a nice big cushion on the remainder of my extra large position(all profit).

      Hope all is well and you are enjoying your summer, yes?

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      • flyaway18

        There are so many Blogger it’s hard to find comments but I know you are on top of your stuff. Saw IDCC drop awhile back and knew you were adding there too. I am doing great, two in college now and my youngest is a junior in high school. Where does the time go? Hope all is well with you and regards also to Pat D.

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  7. razorsedge

    oil, solar, banks.

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  8. gatorsun

    IBM big blue just kicked this market up a notch or 2

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  9. CEO ROB CARL 20K A DAY
    CEO ROB CARL 20K A DAY

    Sup little people.

    As I was sipping my 50,000 year old whiskey (fermented by Moses himself), I came upon realization.

    Most people in this world are not in the top .000005% like me because they are long AAPL.

    That is all.

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    • The Fly

      Moses isn’t 50,000 years old you stupid doorknob.

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      • TraderCaddy

        I believe he means Moses Van Gogh who was painting caves at the time.

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      • muktukchuk

        And whiskey is not fermented.

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      • CEO ROB CARL 20K A DAY
        CEO ROB CARL 20K A DAY

        I’ll be your doorknob anyday Le Fly.

        You can turn me anyway you want no’imsayin bruh

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Will do Fly.
    I am heading to Downtown Orlando for the Trayvon Martin Hootenanny and will pass out copies of today’s iBC to the fine folks for Justice.
    Expect a surge in traffic tomorrow.
    You are welcome.

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