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Apple is the New Microsoft– $AAPL, $MSFT

It’s not a coincidence that with the passing of Steve Jobs, AAPL had lost its mojo. The mystique left with him and his successor is a god damned idiot.

Instead of innovating, the company has resorted to releasing inferior to market electronics and nonsensical product expansions. Today’s news that AAPL will delve into online radio and pictures is 5 years too late.

S Jobs would’ve never done such nonsense. Or if he did, he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it.

So what went wrong with AAPL? The developers are still there and the talent hasn’t diminished.

Two things:

1. They lost their #1 visionary.

2. They lost the whip.

S Jobs is famous of treating his company like one giant cotton plantation, circa 1820 (absolutely no racism. Don’t even try it). Without someone with salt and vinegar to tell those bozos what they need to be told, Apple has become one giant homosexual factory, led by Head Penis, Tim Cock.

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33 comments

  1. Mike

    ouch!! is that pronounced hhhhhwip?

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  2. freemrktcptlst

    obviously…stellar analysis, insect

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  3. Mister Jinx

    Please never change.

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  4. stockcats

    brilliant insight delivered with a touch of humor – who could ask for more?

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  5. Molecool

    Absolutely spot on Mr. Fly – couldn’t agree more. Apple’s mojo returned and 15 years later died with Steve Jobs.

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  6. m9rk

    is that an intraday inverse cock and balls formation

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  7. ROB CARL THE GREAT
    ROB CARL THE GREAT

    Been saying this for years to my wealthiest clients ( Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Tom Hanks, etc.) and it has played out very well for them. Hence, the reason I own a Bugatti and a matching colored suit (blood red of course cause im a psychopath)

    Overvalued by at least 20% and that has given them quite a buffer because of their boner lifted momentum.

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  8. Mike

    no volume on your FRO bro..what gives cracka??

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  9. flyaway18

    Men 🙂

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  10. Mac

    I said all this weeks ago?

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  11. charles c

    All alone in TNGO huhh

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  12. Zenhunter

    Thanks for the laugh. Funny post.

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  13. Heaterman

    Apple is doomed. I heard they had Al (inventor of the interwebs) Gore at their big grand Poobah meeting. Any company giving that man(?) a platform from which to speak is doomed to failure. The existing Apple brain trust has greatly diminished from its former glory.

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  14. Paul

    Yup. The only question is whether their BOD or shareholders will allow it to go on for a decade like MS’s have. Somehow I doubt it.

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  15. OG

    All they need is a 5″ iPhone and they’re saved.

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  16. T-Bird

    This is the crap Ive been saying for the last 2 years. Apple’s stuff is overpriced and no longer the industry leader.

    Want to talk to me about your iphone? Not interested. Samsung is about to eat their lunch. The Galaxy is at least 1 generation ahead of them and gaining.

    Tell me all about your overpriced Apple TV. Then Ill tell you about my WDTV Live and Roku boxes that have 10x the features for 1/2 the price.

    Your macbook does what? Wow, my zenbook does that too and actually runs an OS that the rest of the world runs.

    Want to see the future? Take a look at Google. Its stuff like Google Glass (and mostly their ownership of content on the interweb) thats coming and Apple has no idea.

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    • Mr Peanut

      Well said. AAPL is/was great at coming up with innovative ideas but every one of their products is extremely dated and inferior.

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  17. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    Maybe AAPL should hire that dweeb Snowden to come up with new ideas.

    Snowden likely has more connections in China than Tim Cook.

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  18. metalleg

    Did S Jobs have any kids?

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  19. rogue wave

    Hilarious, and sadly on target.
    I wonder if Steve Jobs would have handed all his customer’s data over to the NSA? Tim Cock lets the little head do all the thinking.

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  20. the man

    a cotton plantation, that was extremely funny, thanks for making me laugh

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    • Mr. Partridge

      Apple shmaple… worst thing is it’s losing it’s cool without Steve at helm…
      Interesting enough – you’ve mentioned cotton and I was thinking of buying some 15 minutes before I read you blog…
      Solars today was something…. RSOL got out of control completely, hope it has legs…. you don’t want your YGE back?

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  21. banditdo

    Please..nice ride down but you are off on that one. Cook will be gone but you forget the talent base at Apple but then any idiot can have a blog. Short away sparky. This bases out and takes off when the new products hits end of the year

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