At this stage in my blogging career, I post for my own amusement, less to impress the plebs who read me. So you know, the brains behind the IT operations, VINCENZO ILLUMINATI, likes to program from the luxury of a wooden chair inside his local Starbucks. Just know, as you read this, he is reading this, feeling incredibly uncomfortable in the process. Who knows what I might say?
Anyway, since he programs in a public arena, other locals tend to see the site’s front page, perhaps quiz Vincenzo as to the contents of the beautiful exterior of our web pages.
Needless to say, when I post headlines and pictures, such as what is posted now, it shuffles him into a state of panic–desperately trying to hide and/or avoid iBankCoin’s front page from fellow Starbucks aficionados.
Today’s jobs numbers were calibrated to castrate the shorts. Bernanke did exactly that. Do not short into a whirlwind of fire, for you’re more likely to be scorched to a cinder, than escape with your mustard. Two of my larger positions, IMMR, FRO, underperformed today–one due to misplaced fears of dilution, the other due to reported weakness at Samsung. In time, both names will recover and reign supreme.
In the meantime, I had work to do. Dutifully, I allocated 55% of my assets this morning, into YELP, WETF, MTU and AMBA. All of my purchases were correct, as I am sitting atop of quick gains. But the rally isn’t done, small plebs, chaps and gents alike. Next week we shall swim into a sea of green perversion, lighting fire to the faces of gawkers along the way. Do not fear what you do not understand; chalk it up to ignorance and have faith in your God, The Federal Reserve.
The Gimp is back.
In case you’re wondering, yes, The PPT did nail the bottom to the exact tick.
Jack Torrance: I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
The clam just called. Going over to his place to rip lines and smoke some fine herb. All are invited.
Definitely agree, went from 60% cash to 3%.
Does VINCENZO ILLUMINATI live where this sort of shit is accepted? Like, God forbid, the Sodom and Gomorrah that is San Francisco?
He may be making “friends” left, right, behind, or what have you because of your antics.
he lives in Minnesota.
Why do people live in Minnesota?
Believe it or not I have to google ‘gimp’ …. 🙂 you have a good weekend Dr.
TBT is ripping too.
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I can’t help but think of that scene and the music everytime you use a title like that…lol. http://youtu.be/ejeW00YcZIc
Cant wait til Fly is up 50%. Spoken word is going to be epic. Keep it Gangst3r or take it to the pawn shop Broker A Chuch
Speaking of gangsta – hit gizoogle.net. Search for a site you know. Hilarious translations on the links.
make no mistake , this is one of the last up-momentum to sell ( not to buy ) the long waited summer time
at least for most of the stocks ..
It’s amazing what people look at on devices in public places. Wait until WIFI is on airplanes. A few years back a co-worker told me about a flight where the guy seated next to him nonchalantly watched hard core porn on a DVD player.
My co-worker had almost the same experience on a flight. The guy sitting next to him was chatting about his family, then asked my co-worker if he wanted to see some pictures of his wife. Sure, why not? Guy pulls out a stack of photos of his wife, all completely naked. Guy thought nothing of it. Co-worker was left trying to hide under the seat.
A note to the ladies: Don’t fucking get naked in front of a camera. JESUS.
EWJ FTW
It’s not like I own a bunch of shit stocks or anything but when I looked at the performance of my portfolio today, I was shocked that I was actually down .23% considering DOW was up 1.38%!
I had so many things that underperformed!
I am but a lowly pleb, still new to this game. Today was easily my best day in this market of stocks, +3.4%.
I’d like to thank Senor Tropicana for his guidance and particularly for MU.
The TLT puked in the face of the rally. May the gods of Godzilla rip the Nikkei to the fucking moon in a violent way like the delinquent porn found on the island. Amen.
The market is having a huge what am i problem. Everyone knows the only peeps with money are old. If the sold to you trade does not bounce the tape is fucked. Godzilla must rescue the yield plays. If it does not get the parachutes out.
Just when I thought Fly might escape his fate, he rolls the dice.
This can only end one way….
Yes, the 2 gluepots may recover over time. Now what the hell kind of analysis is that? Remember the ancients’ preaching, “Time wounds all heels”.
hey just for your viewing, start at 11:00 then if it peaks your curiosity, start at the beginning. http://youtu.be/lN17FSL6SkE
Can we watch it after midnight ?
Anecdotal comment- I see lots of medium to high density mid-rise apartment buildings going up in the suburbs. Really astounding amount of cheesy attached townhouse and condo “home” developments as well.
I just saw a new apartment complex that captured the vibe of North Korea. No wonder people are half crazy.
TNGO in it for a breakout here
COCO i’ll pump it again…something’s up with these dog educ. stocks