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BE A PART OF THE GREAT $TSLA ‘SUPER-CHARGER’ ANNOUNCEMENT OF 2013

The idiots over at TSLA have decided to triple the amount of “solar powered” charging station, enabling drivers to travel “coast to coast.” Also, in their infinite wisdom, they’ve decided to make a sweepstakes out of the announcement of their new ‘super charger’ supplier–to be announced today at exactly 1:30 pm (est).

Because of this news, the alternative energy sector has been on fire, with the likes of soon to be bankrupted companies shooting higher–in the hopes that they might be the recipient of “The Great TSLA Super Charger Contract of 2013.

According to the market, the contestants are:

CPST
BLDP
QTWW
UQM
ARTX
FCEL
PLUG
ABAT
HYGS

NOTE: Following this historic event, the shares of 99% of the sector in question might come under extreme selling pressure.

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20 comments

  1. astrobullish

    AVAV should probably be on that list –

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  2. Stack

    TSLA will be taking their talents to South Beach…

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  3. Goose

    “might” come under some selling pressure… nice hedging language for the FINRA

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  4. 4nursebee

    Fly- don’t be a fleabag. This is not a sweepstakes or anything like it. This is not a contract to be awarded.

    “According to the market” means froth. And by posting that list, you have added more hot air and encouraged the gambler set to roll the dice.

    Moral compass absent.

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  5. Juice

    ECTY as well is crossing their fingers for manna from TSLA

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  6. JTU

    CPST makes a great product and continues to grow its sales. Short interest is pretty high. This stock could double quite easily.

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  7. mjolnir

    “By land or by sea…..” FRO

    Frontline: – We may run out of money
    John Fredriksen’s tanker shipping company Frontline warns shareholders.

    John Fredriksen’s tanker shipping company Frontline is out with a relatively strong warning in the report 1 quarter.

    It says that if the tanker market does not improve in the short term, it will not be possible to raise additional capital or assets are sold, there is a risk that Frontline does not have enough cash to meet liquidity requirements and repay the existing loan of 225 million dollars, which matures in April 2015.

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  8. Yabollox

    If the CPST turbines become certified ‘green’ for new construction commercial buildings they could really take off.

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  9. leve steisman

    How long have people been banging the table about CPST? Ain’t happening, bro.

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  10. Yabollox

    Cramer pumping his upcoming interview with Musk.

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  11. KillTheBanks

    I would posit that most of those names would just be going up in sympathy to whatever announcement Tesla is cooking up and not from a direct connection to it. Barring some sort use of alternative energy technology with the “superchargers” the only direct beneficiaries would be the ones making the chargers or the associated electronics. Of all the symbols that have cropped up in the thread so far, only ECTY (chargers) and UQM (components) appear to have a potential “direct stake” in the announcement.

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  12. Montrose

    Buy puts on GEX (alternative energy ETF)? Just a thought.

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  13. MagicAlloy

    AVAV just won a big Ford contract (albeit for home chargers) I think they are a contender.

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  14. Cory

    So sell Fro or keep it?? That is the question

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  15. Spooky

    I saw a Tesla on the LIE last weekend, and it looked great.

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