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A Most Hilarious Circumstance

I want to speak directly to short sellers, of the sordid variety.

The following stocks have castrated you over the past week.

TSLA (a regular knee slapper) +55%

ROIAK +44%

GMCR +31%

THRX +25%

SQNM +23%

OMER +21%

MCP +20%

ESI +20%

UBNT +20%

You’re basically giving your money away. You might as well make a bonfire out of it and roast some marshed-mallows with the kids, or donate it to some cancer charity, than fiddle around with explosive short positions. Knowing that the needle is pressed firmly to the temples of shorts, spearheaded by the retarded electric car company, TSLA, the following stocks may start running soon, joining the others, in a quest to bankrupt your dumb ass.

LEAP

WWAV

BRLI

LRN

AVG

HLF

GME

SODA

FRAN

VHC

Trade happily.

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9 comments

  1. chivo

    You certainly seem to be more jovial since the iBC rejuvenation. The WFR comment was pretty funny.

    Glad to see you so upbeat again

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  2. bobbin4apples

    the 24 hr price action in $SCTY is gut busting.

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  3. jtizzle

    what about DDD?

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  4. Bob the Builder
    Bob the Builder

    Glad to see RW got jumped in by the Bloods recently.

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  5. The V.KING

    The V.King also enjoys the banning of Le Fly…TSLA

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  6. jackass

    Look at CPST,What do you think?

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    • jtizzle

      CPST has been a stagnant pile of crap for me for over a year. I own a very small amount, but I hate watching it sit there and fester. Would be nice to see it move above $1.

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