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I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STARVATION TRADE

If locusts should descend on all of the rice patties east of Baghdad, we will make a fortune in ANFI.

From my vantage point, being the wise owl that I am, ANFI has a hard on for $10. Does anyone care to take the other side of this Godly trade?

I didn’t think so.

Tomorrow we shall make even more money and spend wildly in the after-hours, buying up diamonds and minks, spinning out in Bentleys–as half the world starves to death.

 

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23 comments

  1. mjolnir

    Thanks for the early, early heads up on ANFI. Am now comfortable ordering a Bentley supercharged engine for my rickshaw and will void rice wine on my envious mates.

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  2. clegger_2000

    Bently Continental GT please. And one for the Mrs…

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  3. Lucas

    and lo custs his holy name, brought forth from the crevices of sand and rock came an un holy wind… and the desert burned…. but the black delicacy was bitter sweet and brought wealth through understanding of sustenance of at first the misinterpretation of evil… and thus it became holy and brought great wealth, food and godly things lol

    if you have firefox type this in the URL: about:mozilla

    and see how it is beating the shit out of IE on the daily lol

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  4. The Fly

    What “black delicacy” does thou art speaketh of?

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  5. Lucas

    oil… the oil wells cought on fire back in the day and it scared them lol

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  6. Lucas

    er erupted and got hot or some crap and started on fire and they saw all this fire in the desrt and… advanced knowledge took heed to thier book.. then now thier advanced knowledge takes a different view

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  7. Lucas

    might wanna delete that don’t wanna sound uhmm jihad on herrrre

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  8. lol

    haha… “I don’t always want people to starve, but when I do, I make a fortune” -Dos Equis guy… and… the Fly.

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  9. Lucas

    as my homie makes a beer run and I feel accomplished for not only what I am meddling in here. I am still blessed with the little things that I only need. for money is only that. but there is nothing wrong with being succesful and having it. I have talked to bums on the street that know more about happiness than the richest of men I know. I’ve brushed elbows with billionaires and I enjoy being low key. 🙂 I hate the dirty version.. those fecks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fibHPYa3nk8

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  10. Lucas

    “I was once bitten by a rattle snake, and after two long weeks of near death, the rattle snake died” Dos Equity my friend lol

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  11. jill

    There are 19 pending applications for unrestricted LNG exports…
    http://i.imgur.com/gaX9cHy.jpg
    This is a company that will move the product…and has a 6 percent dividend:
    http://tinyurl.com/cjbvgas

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  12. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    Love the surge in action on the site. Thanks Fly. Joined you in IMMR today for good measure

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  13. Lucas

    GYEAH!

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  14. noodle

    Thinking about getting behind this one. Also, happy 100 year Fed Anniversary! To commemorate this special occasion, I used locker number 113 today.

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  15. Yabollox

    MON big victory today at the Supremes. Unanimous decision too! EGY 29% of float is short.

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    • Yabollox

      oops– my bad; EGY short position is not all that. It ramped up 29%, but is only about 7% total now.

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  16. KDog

    I see dead people.

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  17. MX2101

    I think the starvation trade is absolutely correct.

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  18. rogue wave

    watch those cones
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uciDYkK9N50

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  19. Lucas

    I dunno but that lindsay person is just a troll and I’m drunk and want to jump in and drop my top and feel the wind! I might have to call a sober driver to roll me….

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  20. Lucas

    I think I might ccrank this shit and blow my drums again

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