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Don’t Stand in the Way of Progress

We haven’t gone down more than 2% in the month of March since the great debacle of 2001. Ask yourself, aside from sequestration, does this market feel like 2001? Back then, the country was about to go to war, the dot com implosion was full throttle to the downside and life as we knew it sucked testicles.

I have $1,000 bottles of wine being opened to make sauces.

There is nothing, whatsoever, in this tape that spells danger.

Short the trend setters, the runaway locomotives, at your own peril.

Gentlemen like me only short the very worst of stocks, not the ones favored by the stock Gods. JCP is going to single digits and the CEOs of silver mining companies will toss themselves out of helicopters, reminiscent of a time when law and order ruled the psyche of man.

Down with the corrupt, perverts, who short upstanding ‘job creators’–worthy peddlers of healthy and nutritious vitamins. HLF is going higher–small man.

Housing is where it’s at. If you blink for too long, you’re gonna miss it. Both BZH and USG are steals.

I closed the day at new year to date highs, but still off by 15% from the all-time variety. When I get there, you will know–because I’m gonna run your face over with my space rocket.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IZ7MD9oc3o 603 500] NOTE: I sold out of PAMT today.

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17 comments

  1. J Livermore

    FIG !!

    Fly,
    At what price will you reliquish your $HLF shares?

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  2. TheHarper

    great song!

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  3. djmarcus

    How are you going to run our faces over with a rocket? Wouldn’t you fly over our faces?

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  4. muktukchuck

    Dylan & Cash – is this a first for M. Le Fly?

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  5. Rhino

    Hell of a song boss.

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  6. Freebie

    Fly, speaking of Dylan, have you seen Searching for the Sugar Man? Best documentary of all time.

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  7. Yabollox

    $1000 bottle of wine to make a sauce? That’s alcohol abuse.

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  8. some_shmuck

    Dylan was a Duluth Native, love Duluth.

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    • The Fly

      Duluth has the highest percentage of homosexuality in the world

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      • omfgitsjd

        Probably lathering up with some vix.

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      • some_shmuck

        Erroneous on all accounts. Its man’s country up there no homo. West Duluth, now that’s another story, bunch of degenerates.

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  9. Zero Dark Kitty
    Zero Dark Kitty

    Any scare monger on a government shutdown at month end is a bearshitter.

    Shotdwon not gonna happen when Harry Reid says stuff like this: “I’m cautiously optimistic that we’ll reach a solution before we leave here for the Easter recess,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.)

    http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/appropriations/286317-senate-dems-throw-in-towel-on-giant-omnibus-spending-bill

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  10. theedge111

    “$1000 bottle of wine to make a sauce”

    Classic line.

    Sequestration isn’t going to start hurting for a few months because it takes awhile to implement the cuts. I think your right on Fly. Sell in May and go away as they say.

    It’s going to be a cold summer.

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