Only Gentlemen and Warriors Buy Japanese Stocks

I stepped in and bought a retarded company named Sony. Back in the 1970’s and 1980’s they made cool electronics. Now they make shit that no one likes, partly thanks to the patent infringers over at AAPL. Nonetheless, I try to comport myself as a gentlemen at all times, even when I am cussing like a savage animal. Therefore, I’ve purchased shares of SNE, not for sentimental purposes, but for gratuitous profit.

A sinking Yen raises all Japanese boats. It’s only a matter of time before the Yen sinks again and when it does SAMURAI HORATIO will be there to profit.

VHC is moving up. Rest assured, the 100 share bandits will be at it again near the close. There are few things that I desire in this world, mostly due to being grateful for what I already have. But, I’d love for the short sellers of VHC to die–all of them. I’d like them to contract odd forms of incurable cancer, but die quickly instead of slow. I’d prefer that they be run over by trains, planes and automobiles, even if that meant that I’d have to endure traffic jams and flight delays.

Clearly, the cabal of short sellers have gotten to me. Its made me a bit paranoid and psychotic. But don’t let that dissuade you from investing in such a fine company. By the end of the day, when it’s decidedly lower, I will rant about how much I’d like the CEO and its managers to be fed to carnivorous elephants; but you must ignore my impertinence. “The Fly” knows his place and it is above you.

JRCC is trading up and I am advancing by another 0.6% today.